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by Roy Hunter
Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:50 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2011355

Re: The Your Banned Game

As I sit at my Norden table, looking past my Ektorp corner sofa at my Billy bookcases, my wife looks up from her Mikael computer desk and bans me for talking to strange women on the internet. For that, you are banned. Now, someone put me out of my misery with a Stockholm candelabra please.
by Roy Hunter
Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: I can top that....
Replies: 240
Views: 81224

Re: I can top that....

I satisfied a woman with a sheep.

(I made her a lamb madras.)
by Roy Hunter
Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:55 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
Replies: 64
Views: 36602

Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Ye cant BYE Darlicks, ye leek-smokin blaggarrrd! Ye muss relees 'em frum thee speshul prison shippes an capchur 'em as they hex scapes! How little you know of the Argos in Portsmouth... butte 'e happeares t'be wunna dem "metrosexual" kine Daleks.."metrosexual" Daleks alwaies say...
by Roy Hunter
Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:49 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2011355

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for not banning the bunny properly. Honestly, these people that wander off topic and start rambling on about something else entirely unconnected, like I can't wait for the new Ikea catalogue even though I'm a straight man... Er... Yes... Pots and kettles, I know.
by Roy Hunter
Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:23 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3756718

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Last post before an epic 24 hour shift at work. :cry:
(Alright, so I sleep through eight hours of it. That's not the point.)
by Roy Hunter
Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:11 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2011355

Re: The Your Banned Game

You are banned for not knowing what Trailer Park Boys is.

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/
by Roy Hunter
Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:53 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Best Movie Lines
Replies: 189
Views: 105868

Re: Best Movie Lines

David St. Hubbins: "It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None... more black". This Is Spinal Tap, 1984. If you've never been on the road with a band, you laugh all the way through this movie because it's all so ridiculous. If you have been on the road with ...
by Roy Hunter
Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:26 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 827085

Re: What are you reading right now?

Greensboro... Greensboro... I know someone from there... I barely survived a plane landing in Greensboro back in 2000. After the screaming died down, the captain came on the speakers and said "I'd like to thank you for flying United, and we sure are sorry about that landing there but the plane...
by Roy Hunter
Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:03 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 827085

Re: What are you reading right now?

For work / study purposes I am reading"The Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome and Related Neurologic Disorders Due to Alcoholism and Malnutrition" by M. Victor, R. D. Adams and G. H. Collins. It is marginally less traumatic than nailing your own testicles to a grand piano, then pushing said piano...
by Roy Hunter
Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:28 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
Replies: 64
Views: 36602

Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Apparently you can get some help from the military this year:

www.noradsanta.org

He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
by Roy Hunter
Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:13 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: I can top that....
Replies: 240
Views: 81224

Re: I can top that....

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:I've satisfied a woman 7 times in under an hour.

You only thought it was a woman. Believe me, I know...
by Roy Hunter
Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:59 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: It's winter - soup recipes, please!
Replies: 3
Views: 4221

It's winter - soup recipes, please!

Roasted butternut squash soup. 1 butternut squash 2 medium carrots 2 medium red onions 2 red peppers 4 garlic cloves 1 chilli pepper (and whatever odds & ends of vegetables you have in the fridge...) vegetable stock olive oil single cream or creme fraiche Quarter the onions. Cut all the rest of ...
by Roy Hunter
Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:59 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Cookbook, Anyone?
Replies: 4
Views: 3462

Re: Cookbook, Anyone?

Cookbook? Forget it - you're aiming too low! In the UK, we have a bit of a backlash against fast food and the obesity epidemic, and there are lots of cookery programmes about healthy home-cooked food, some of which ( Jamie's school dinners ) have a distinctly political agenda. They are getting good ...
by Roy Hunter
Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:43 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: The best Pizza in __________ Can Be Found @....
Replies: 54
Views: 60192

Re: The best Pizza in __________ Can Be Found @....

The best pizza in Glasgow (Scotland, not Kentucky) is at Little Italy in Byres Road. DAMN fine coffee too...
by Roy Hunter
Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:37 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: How do you make your sauce?
Replies: 13
Views: 15489

Re: How do you make your sauce?

Half a bulb of garlic (that's about 7-8 cloves) 3 jalapeno chilli peppers 50ml of the best olive oil you can afford 2 cans (out of season) or 1kg (in season) of tomatoes Fresh basil if you've got it; 2 tsp. pesto if you haven't 300gspaghetti / linguini / tagliatelle Crush, skin and chop your garlic ...

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