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by Roy Hunter
Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:56 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 789695

Re: Corrupt a wish.

The icing on the cake says 'Eat me, fat arse!' It's cruel, but it's not a lie...

I wish I could stop enjoying the wine. It's Friday night, and it's just sssooooo nice...
by Roy Hunter
Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:48 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Illogical People
Replies: 23
Views: 8378

Re: Illogical People

Obviously they do not realize the superiority of the Argument From Infinite Simplicity. Try the principle of scientifc parsimony instead. Much more powerful... We're smart. We know it. We said it. And that settles it. Case closed. Now if only there were a hell for those ignorant, illogical people. ...
by Roy Hunter
Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:11 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 850559

Re: What are you reading right now?

S'presso wrote:Mrs Dalloway - Virgina woolf
delving into the classics

Does being afraid of Virginia Woolf constitute a phobia? Is it irrational?
by Roy Hunter
Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:52 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2566189

Re: Lies!

Goldmember wrote:Der bunny ears are not toit after eight tankarsh (datsch about five litres) of der Capn'sh Derlight. Der ears aren't toit. Dey're positively flaschid, ja?
by Roy Hunter
Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:01 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
Replies: 64
Views: 37191

Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

...but I bet you don't have a picture of a dalek doing the nasty with a subway train, do you?...

(Do you?)
by Roy Hunter
Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:57 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
Replies: 64
Views: 37191

Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

black bart wrote:Aaarrgh, so dat's wot be inside a dalek:

Image


Damn! Busted again! Hates it, we does, wretched pirate, yesssssssss....
by Roy Hunter
Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:52 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2080461

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for capitalising the profane. We don't capitalise 'God' or 'Jesus' or even 'Jehovah', so we sure as hell don't capitalise 'ba**y [email protected]**ow'. Banned, I say!
by Roy Hunter
Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:09 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 789695

Re: Corrupt a wish.

You get the Large Hadron Collider for xmas (once it's fixed).

I wish the midwinter retail festival was over already.
by Roy Hunter
Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:50 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2080461

Re: The Your Banned Game

As I sit at my Norden table, looking past my Ektorp corner sofa at my Billy bookcases, my wife looks up from her Mikael computer desk and bans me for talking to strange women on the internet. For that, you are banned. Now, someone put me out of my misery with a Stockholm candelabra please.
by Roy Hunter
Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: I can top that....
Replies: 240
Views: 82861

Re: I can top that....

I satisfied a woman with a sheep.

(I made her a lamb madras.)
by Roy Hunter
Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:55 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
Replies: 64
Views: 37191

Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Ye cant BYE Darlicks, ye leek-smokin blaggarrrd! Ye muss relees 'em frum thee speshul prison shippes an capchur 'em as they hex scapes! How little you know of the Argos in Portsmouth... butte 'e happeares t'be wunna dem "metrosexual" kine Daleks.."metrosexual" Daleks alwaies say...
by Roy Hunter
Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:49 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2080461

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for not banning the bunny properly. Honestly, these people that wander off topic and start rambling on about something else entirely unconnected, like I can't wait for the new Ikea catalogue even though I'm a straight man... Er... Yes... Pots and kettles, I know.
by Roy Hunter
Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:23 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3860537

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Last post before an epic 24 hour shift at work. :cry:
(Alright, so I sleep through eight hours of it. That's not the point.)
by Roy Hunter
Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:11 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2080461

Re: The Your Banned Game

You are banned for not knowing what Trailer Park Boys is.

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/
by Roy Hunter
Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:53 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Best Movie Lines
Replies: 189
Views: 107787

Re: Best Movie Lines

David St. Hubbins: "It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None... more black". This Is Spinal Tap, 1984. If you've never been on the road with a band, you laugh all the way through this movie because it's all so ridiculous. If you have been on the road with ...

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