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by Roy Hunter
Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:13 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: I can top that....
Replies: 240
Views: 82261

Re: I can top that....

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:I've satisfied a woman 7 times in under an hour.

You only thought it was a woman. Believe me, I know...
by Roy Hunter
Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:59 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: It's winter - soup recipes, please!
Replies: 3
Views: 4253

It's winter - soup recipes, please!

Roasted butternut squash soup. 1 butternut squash 2 medium carrots 2 medium red onions 2 red peppers 4 garlic cloves 1 chilli pepper (and whatever odds & ends of vegetables you have in the fridge...) vegetable stock olive oil single cream or creme fraiche Quarter the onions. Cut all the rest of ...
by Roy Hunter
Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:59 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Cookbook, Anyone?
Replies: 4
Views: 3598

Re: Cookbook, Anyone?

Cookbook? Forget it - you're aiming too low! In the UK, we have a bit of a backlash against fast food and the obesity epidemic, and there are lots of cookery programmes about healthy home-cooked food, some of which ( Jamie's school dinners ) have a distinctly political agenda. They are getting good ...
by Roy Hunter
Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:43 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: The best Pizza in __________ Can Be Found @....
Replies: 54
Views: 60669

Re: The best Pizza in __________ Can Be Found @....

The best pizza in Glasgow (Scotland, not Kentucky) is at Little Italy in Byres Road. DAMN fine coffee too...
by Roy Hunter
Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:37 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: How do you make your sauce?
Replies: 13
Views: 15569

Re: How do you make your sauce?

Half a bulb of garlic (that's about 7-8 cloves) 3 jalapeno chilli peppers 50ml of the best olive oil you can afford 2 cans (out of season) or 1kg (in season) of tomatoes Fresh basil if you've got it; 2 tsp. pesto if you haven't 300gspaghetti / linguini / tagliatelle Crush, skin and chop your garlic ...
by Roy Hunter
Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:10 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Are there any Baristas here??
Replies: 18
Views: 22852

Re: Are there any Baristas here??

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah totally totally totally I'm like... SSSSSSOOOOOO caffeinated! I've got a Gaggia Classic Coffee with a PID fitted, an Iberital MC2 auto grinder, I use a hand-made aluminium tamper, and a polished stainless milk jug with thermometer. I buy Italian-roasted beans from a local su...
by Roy Hunter
Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:44 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: What foods should never go together
Replies: 45
Views: 55796

Re: What foods should never go together

Toothpaste and beer. I'll concede that neither of these is a member of one of the major food groups, but the resulting assault on your tastebuds is truly quite grotesque. Best avoided.
by Roy Hunter
Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:13 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Theological question
Replies: 12
Views: 10574

Re: Theological question

Cardinal Fang wrote:You're also forgetting the whole British thing. Our metabolisms run on tea.

CF


Erm... I'm Scottish. My metabolism runs on beer. In Scotland, DEficiency in Aldehyde Dehydrogenase is known as 'DEAD' for short.
by Roy Hunter
Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:51 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Hot Sauce and Chili Pepper Heads thread
Replies: 69
Views: 76485

Re: Hot Sauce and Chili Pepper Heads thread

I am a bit of a chili pepper enthusiast. I use green Tabasco (made with jalapenos) on lesser foods like poached eggs; I use red Tabasco (habaneros) in more acceptable high-carbohydrate foods like soup or paella; but in anything sacred like spaghetti alla arrabiata, I use chili peppers themselves. A ...
by Roy Hunter
Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:55 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Theological question
Replies: 12
Views: 10574

Re: Theological question

I don't want to start some sort of theological schism here (I'm thinking specifically about transubstantiation), but aldehyde dehydrogenase deficiency is an inherited genetic thang. When you get to heaven, do you still have your body? If not, you can get tore into the beers for the first time ever! ...
by Roy Hunter
Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:44 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: what happens HERE when a pastafarian dies?
Replies: 38
Views: 35061

Re: what happens HERE when a pastafarian dies?

I would suggest that, after whatever organs are viable for transplant, you should leave your body to science. Find out where your local teaching hospital / medical school is and contact them. They always need more cadavers than they can get. If it became the norm for Pastafarians to leave their bodi...
by Roy Hunter
Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:26 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: we must have a latin phrase, here are some.
Replies: 65
Views: 73295

Re: we must have a latin phrase, here are some.

One for the pirates (it's about wenches):

Amo amas, I met a lass
And she was tall and slender
Amas amat, I laid her flat
And played with her feminine gender
by Roy Hunter
Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:58 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3176268

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

We had a Prime Minister (Mr. Blair) who was a secret religious fundamentalist: he gave people like Peter Vardy the ability to buy control of a school and apply his own morality to it. Like Mel Brooks and Nazis in 'The Producers', I think the only way to deal with these nutters is to satirise and ri...
by Roy Hunter
Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:16 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3176268

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hi from Scotland! Here in the UK, the head of state is also the head of the state religion. Religious education is mandatory until the age of 16. Scottish law does not require that you are taught physics by a physics teacher, or history by a history teacher, but it does require that you are taught r...

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