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by daftbeaker
Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:38 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 785344

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. You go on "An 1890's French Burlesque Revue-Outing" but are sexually assaulted by several Frenchmen with onions.

I wish the barbecue would hurry up, I'm really hungry
by daftbeaker
Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:07 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2067520

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned because it's going to be difficult to put the bits of Scott back together
by daftbeaker
Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 785344

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. instead, you get to spend next weekend with them.

I wish it was a bit warmer.
by daftbeaker
Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:40 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2067520

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for selfishly having double bass when others have none
by daftbeaker
Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:37 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 846456

Re: What are you reading right now?

I'm halfway through Mostly Harmless, I read the other four in the trilogy last year and never got round to the last one. (I may be really immature but every time I see the Volume x in the trilogy of five I giggle a bit) Next is either Tom Sharpe (probably Riotous Assembly) or going through one of my...
by daftbeaker
Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:07 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Favorite Monty Python Sketches and/or Scenes
Replies: 58
Views: 64048

Re: Favorite Monty Python Sketches and/or Scenes

For a single sketch, it's either the fish slapping dance , man with a tape recorder up his nose (and his brother) or the philosophers football match . "Nietzsche has just been booked for arguing with the referee, he accused Confucius of having no free will. And Confucius he say 'name go in book...
by daftbeaker
Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:27 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 785344

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. She starts using semaphore instead.

I wish House season 5 was available in decent quality
by daftbeaker
Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:20 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 785344

Re: Corrupt a wish.

granted. Unfortunately tomorrow will be worse than yesterday

I wish my leg would @#!*ing hurry up and get better
by daftbeaker
Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:56 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Tim Minchin
Replies: 10
Views: 5319

Tim Minchin

Had a quick search and couldn't find any posts about him. Australian poet/singer/comedian with some brilliant songs.

Not all of these are safe for work, there are occasional naughty words.

If I didn't have you

If you open your mind too much

Storm
by daftbeaker
Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:46 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2067520

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for not being part of the Great Atheist Conspiracy (although we prefer to call it the Great Atheist Plan now)
by daftbeaker
Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:49 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3191087

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hi,

I'm a daft chemist who is looking forward to spreading the word of his Noodliness (and playing with creationists)

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