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by Pachyderm
Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:49 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 662128

A plague o' peg termites on ye.

Ye Gods, tis a manatee wi' legs!
by Pachyderm
Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:47 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Admiral Benbow Drinking Circle
Replies: 7
Views: 4217

Oi'll paint the door 'andles wif fish 'ead stoo. He'll not get in throo them. Better loight the foire an' all.....
by Pachyderm
Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:51 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 662128

Yer face looks loike Ol' Blind Jake the Cobbler's thumb.
by Pachyderm
Thu May 03, 2007 9:21 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2635374

Found naked in the penguin pool at the zoo, claimed to be casting for "Happy Feet II".
by Pachyderm
Thu May 03, 2007 9:13 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Christmas
Replies: 38
Views: 21162

This haziness about religion was one of the reasons I became a Pastafarian. Everything is much simpler here....
by Pachyderm
Thu May 03, 2007 9:11 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 662128

Inky, me pet squid would beat yer in a con-test o' wits. And charm.
by Pachyderm
Wed May 02, 2007 10:32 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Is Maddox a pirate?
Replies: 7
Views: 4610

Who is this Maddox? Can't be a poirate, haven't seen 'im buckle a swash, raid a port or swig any grog.
by Pachyderm
Wed May 02, 2007 10:30 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Name Generator
Replies: 109
Views: 55506

Bloody Davey Bonney.

Why can't Oi be Bloody ANDY Bonney. It's me name, an' Oi's used ter it...
by Pachyderm
Wed May 02, 2007 10:26 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Christmas
Replies: 38
Views: 21162

I thought the Christmas tree thing was from the pagan Yule Log ceremony? Where they had a big log burning and you could only stand and speak your piece while the log was alight?

Or did I dream that?
by Pachyderm
Wed May 02, 2007 10:11 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: An Authentic Pirate Weapon
Replies: 20
Views: 12608

Maybe you could make a little one, based around a marble, for ease of concealment?

Or one from bungee cords, for that silenced smack to the noggin?
by Pachyderm
Wed May 02, 2007 6:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 662128

Yer outmatched in the looks department by a bucket o' Fish 'Ead Stoo....
by Pachyderm
Mon May 15, 2006 12:57 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: World Cup 2006: The Pirate National Soccer Team
Replies: 362
Views: 123242

Can I try out fer the goalie job?

Would fill most of the avaialble space, being big an' grey.

Been doing lots o' gorin' practise, just in case.
by Pachyderm
Mon May 15, 2006 12:51 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 662128

Ye be a pale, panty-waisted scrapin' off ov a tanner's barrel. Oi've found more interestin' fings in me dunny arter fish-'ead stoo.
by Pachyderm
Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:22 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 662128

Ye wouden know yer mizzen t'garn'sl from yer marlinspike, ye graet figgy-dowdy ye.


Ye would run aground in the middle o' the Pacific.
by Pachyderm
Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:27 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2417
Views: 662128

Yer father was a Revenue man, an' yer mither shucks oysters fer a livin'.

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