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by kat
Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:14 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Any Ideas?
Replies: 13
Views: 10181

Cover yourself in tofu.
by kat
Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:07 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: IM conversation with my Christian Cousin.
Replies: 83
Views: 43281

My son is 14...I'm older lol.


Picks up sheet, goes out to son going "wooooooo I'm the holy ghost"
by kat
Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:34 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: IM conversation with my Christian Cousin.
Replies: 83
Views: 43281

I'm in grade 8 too.


As is my Pastafarian 14 year old.

Hmmm. is 8th the time one gets touched in general?

(I was an atheist in 8th grade.)

You missed it....I accidentally didn't click quote...it said:
I'm in grade 8 too as is my Pastafarian 14 year old.
by kat
Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:21 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STAR WARS
Replies: 31
Views: 19464

I'm not a space pirate, but I play one in Star Wars Galaxies.

I can assure you, Han is a total wuss. Jabba is the sweetest cupcake in the outer rim, none of his OTHER people drop their cargo or get boarded.

WHO WILL PROTECT MRS. GREEDO, you selfish nit!!!!
by kat
Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:15 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: pirate movies?
Replies: 58
Views: 32930

The Pirate Movie, 1982.

While incredibly dumb, place your anthropologist hat on, watch it and be convinced that if made today it would be protested ardently.

How much the US has changed so fast....
by kat
Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:11 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Who was the coolest pirate?
Replies: 56
Views: 44694

Captain Morgan was my great several times uncle.


He's the basis for Captain Hook, too, you know, and was one of the first people ever to sue someone who wrote a defamatory unauthorized bibliography and win.

<-see, if you knew what I looked like you'd see the uncanny resemblance.
by kat
Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:57 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The great Sp-gh-tti Squash debate
Replies: 22
Views: 14206

The great Sp-gh-tti Squash debate

Settle a debate fer me, oh enlightened ones: Kat's (in her hat) view: Sp-gh-tti Squash is gross. Thing one: Spaghetti Squash is the mark of FSM upon otherwise normal squash, a mark which persists generations after. Thing two: Spaghetti Squash is a sacrement and must be eaten, preferably with marinar...
by kat
Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 566
Views: 347049

King-
Add the above important events on my birthday to the most important events on your birthday you know about.
by kat
Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:45 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 566
Views: 347049

My birthday is the anniversary of multiplygreat uncle Captain Morgan's capture of Panama. Edit: looking at Wiki, it's also the anniversary of Captain Cook finding himself some aloha action. HMMMMMMM. Second Edit: Captain Elli, I *KNEW* your birthday was recently, because the federal government gives...
by kat
Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:40 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: find a pirate name
Replies: 122
Views: 85224

NO! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
by kat
Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:55 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: find a pirate name
Replies: 122
Views: 85224

Bah, humburg. No one born of the nobel Morgan lineage needs to make up a pirate name! But it was.... Black Morty Bonney Hmmmmmmm. Take me Scottish grandfather....aye.....and me much beloved great amny time uncle henry.... only leave out the sinkiing all his ships thing....carry the 2, divide by 8......

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