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by CaptainLongPig
Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:39 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: I need to dress up like a pirate
Replies: 14
Views: 22043

Re: I need to dress up like a pirate

Whot I ded was head to ye ol Will O Goods and grab two button uppy collars shurts, a sea worn leather belt, tan pants and a scarf. Then I took me mighty cutlass and ferociously severed the sleeves and collar off of one o' the button uppy shurts and to me suprise I had a fine vest. A smile ded creep ...
by CaptainLongPig
Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:29 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: New Piratical Picture
Replies: 15
Views: 13556

Re: New Piratical Picture

Tha good Food Reverend Alllton Brown has shown the way of o'penin' a bottle o' rum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCp9-tEHa8U
by CaptainLongPig
Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:21 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 16595
Views: 2173929

Re: The Your Banned Game

Your banned for being in an 80s hair glamour band.
by CaptainLongPig
Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:18 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 353
Views: 292162

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

I found a wiki that seems a little misguided on FSM rituals, http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pastafarian_Rituals . Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. 30,774 articles in English Welcome to the Mother Ship of amateur comedy writing! (Amateur means we don't...
by CaptainLongPig
Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:14 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
Replies: 107
Views: 37306

Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Q. What is the name of Cousin It's son's rapper name?

A. A meatball to the knee.
by CaptainLongPig
Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:09 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Forming a non-profit
Replies: 17
Views: 8464

Re: Forming a non-profit

I got it, everybody stand back!
1. Goto a bar
2. Buy a 100 $1 long necks in his Noodly Name
3.????
4. Converts
by CaptainLongPig
Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:05 am
Forum: Temple of the Prophets
Topic: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever
Replies: 80
Views: 30309

Re: 39 of the Best Pastafarians ever

Woo! I got a honorable mention! I would just like to think myself, for if it wasn't for me I couldn't of done half the things I could of done. Something something... Yarg!
by CaptainLongPig
Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:01 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Our Future
Replies: 41
Views: 12379

Re: Our Future

If you don't like drinking you certainly don't have to. Each Pastafarian has his/her own beliefs. The Beer Volcano turns into any drink you desire. It could be a flowing river of chilled Jager, Grog, Mr Pip, or Sonic's Green Apple Coke. I want to say its in the First Edition of the Loose Canon where...
by CaptainLongPig
Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:05 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
Replies: 107
Views: 37306

Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Q. Do you want a case of Futurama action figures with that?

A. Double crunchy underside of a scrotum.
by CaptainLongPig
Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:13 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Our Future
Replies: 41
Views: 12379

Re: Our Future

Aye! I'd rather nurse a cold glass of Jager and coke me self.
by CaptainLongPig
Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:18 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
Replies: 107
Views: 37306

Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Q. What bounces like day old fish but doesn't smell like one?

A.Always on the left side unless its Sunday, then its over the right shoulder.
by CaptainLongPig
Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:13 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Our Future
Replies: 41
Views: 12379

Re: Our Future

...a serious tone to Pastafarianism, but I love the lore. Being a pirate, drinking grog, beer volcanoes, stripper factories and glorious pasta on Fridays is kind of the outer and paper thin mask and just beneath that is a deeper meaning. Its just you and GOD . There is no dogma or practices or ritu...
by CaptainLongPig
Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:39 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Query
Replies: 50
Views: 39098

Re: Query

Yaarrr har har!
Why deed Bill Clinton lose tha spellin' bee?
by CaptainLongPig
Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:06 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Ninja Pirates
Replies: 110
Views: 96212

Re: Ninja Pirates

From me experiences wit ninjers they wear be clown painted and slinging faygo at one each 'ther while chugging it simultaneously. Slap on 'n eye patch and mighty cutlass BOOM... pirate ninja. :lol:
by CaptainLongPig
Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:01 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 16595
Views: 2173929

Re: The Your Banned Game

Ye be banned for making me consult the mighty google for what a frock actually be.

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