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by ItchyPirate
Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:57 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5363
Views: 843156

Re: Word of the Day

I know it's supposed to be "word" of the day (not "word s ), but people have been getting this wrong :furious: for way too long and it's time to set the record straight :drinking: (besides, we need to make up for a couple weeks of getting no word of the day!) Hacker Noun A person who ...
by ItchyPirate
Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:39 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: CURRENT Television
Replies: 903
Views: 248704

Re: CURRENT Television

Disney is reviving their Duck Tales series. I remember enjoying that show when I was still a young land-lubber. I might decide to add it to my regurlarly schedule mind-numbing routine.
by ItchyPirate
Wed Aug 16, 2017 1:03 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sign a Petition to make Pastafarianism a OFFICIAL RELIGION in the USA!
Replies: 13
Views: 8785

Re: Sign a Petition to make Pastafarianism a OFFICIAL RELIGION in the USA!

An updated version of the email template (minor grammar fixes, add Australia to the first paragraph, update link to the petition, add "we realize you may not accept our religion as yours" statement to paragraph just before the link) Many of you have heard of the religion varyingly known as...
by ItchyPirate
Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:50 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sign a Petition to make Pastafarianism a OFFICIAL RELIGION in the USA!
Replies: 13
Views: 8785

Re: Sign a Petition to make Pastafarianism a OFFICIAL RELIGION in the USA!

Since the last petition failed, I started a new one: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/officially-recognize-pastafarianism-real-religion-and-prohibit-religious-discrimination-against-us Let's push harder this time! Post signs around town and tell everyone you know to sign it and spread the w...
by ItchyPirate
Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:02 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8796
Views: 1821672

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Pee-ka-YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, had too much static electricity built up...
by ItchyPirate
Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:09 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5363
Views: 843156

Re: Word of the Day

Pain

Noun

What my eyes feel after seeing the above picture. :cry: :furious:
by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:00 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Chat rooms for FSMism?
Replies: 2
Views: 4304

Re: Chat rooms for FSMism?

IRC Server: irc.efnet.org Channel: #pastafarianism Jabber/XMPP Server: conference.dukgo.com Room name: pastafarianism DuckDuckGo shut down their jabber service, so I've moved the room to conference.securejabber.me . It's far from being busy ("busy" being a visitor a month), but it's busy ...
by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:38 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5363
Views: 843156

Re: Word of the Day

Flower

Noun

A fatally beautiful but foul-smelling plant that gives some people severe allergies. Often believed to give mushroom-eating Italians "Flower Power", the ability to launch fireballs with one's bare hands.
by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:32 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What would ________ do?
Replies: 7
Views: 1434

Re: What would ________ do?

Eat a multi-colored scooby snack on a stick!

A pirate penguin jumps out at you and brandishes his cutlass, demanding ice water and frozen pasta.

What would Bugs Bunny do?
by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:28 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1202
Views: 320894

Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

8999: When transitioning from a four-digit number ending in two 0's to the next number down, you shall get confused and keep the first two digits the same. 8898: When going down by one more number, you shall correct your mistake. 8897: When people start discussing complicated topics like math, you s...
by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:21 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8796
Views: 1821672

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Yeargh?
by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:19 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Hi guys, we are students from the University of Santo Tomas in the Philippines.
Replies: 7
Views: 1710

Re: Hi guys, we are students from the University of Santo Tomas in the Philippines.

introduce yourself (optional) Captain Itchy Pirate (yeah, I know, my profile doesn't say "captain", it was a recent self-promotion) Why did you decide to follow Pastafarianism? At first, I thought Pastafarianism was a complete joke dreamed up as a way of combatting Intelligent Design in p...
by ItchyPirate
Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:15 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Question of Sauces
Replies: 6
Views: 1313

Re: The Question of Sauces

I've been through the Loose Canon and the Gospel myself about this issue, so I just buy canned. Not enough time in the day to make it myself, and Ragu et. al. have had more time than me to figure out what works :drinking:
by ItchyPirate
Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3198
Views: 549971

Re: Did you know?

Did you know?

Cats enjoy cleaning your plates for you after you've eaten something with cheese or milk. Yet another reason to buy a hefty portion of parmesan next time you're at the store!
by ItchyPirate
Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:01 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1202
Views: 320894

Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

8904: Whomever amongst thee dealt it must be the first one who smelt it.

8903: Though must enjoy a large serving of pasta before eating thine holy meal.

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