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by ItchyPirate
Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:31 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Two-Word Association(?) Game.
Replies: 745
Views: 183525

Re: Two-Word Association(?) Game.

Candied suckers
by ItchyPirate
Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:02 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Alternate Headgear to the Colander
Replies: 12
Views: 4184

Re: Alternate Headgear to the Colander

Whatever you do, do not give up. Loosing one battle does not been you lost the war. The best thing you can do is show the DMV and the local and state government you mean business in fighting for your right to religious expression. :furious:
by ItchyPirate
Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:49 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
Replies: 107
Views: 37299

Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

DavidH wrote:A sausage.


What is shaped like a body part?

Java.
by ItchyPirate
Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:40 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 16595
Views: 2173466

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for reviving this thread.
by ItchyPirate
Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:36 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 10774
Views: 2157416

Re: The Person Below Me

Get outta my head ye filthy pirates! :furious:

TPBM talks in her sleep.
by ItchyPirate
Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:33 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2657459

Re: Lies!

^Is a duck with a rainbow-colored tongue.
by ItchyPirate
Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:48 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8627
Views: 1876631

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Yeargh yeargh! Yeargh yeargh yeargh! Yeargh yeargh! YYYYYYAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
by ItchyPirate
Fri Aug 26, 2016 9:01 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3280308

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Everyone belongs here, don't they? :drinking: :welcome:
by ItchyPirate
Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:34 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ive Been Wanting To Ask This
Replies: 38
Views: 17978

Re: Ive Been Wanting To Ask This

That logic requires a creator for the creator, and a creator for that creator, ad infinitum. :idiot: I try not to think on it too much, it makes my head hurt. Actually, depending on how one defines the notion of a "divine deity", one can argue that a deity doesn't need a creator. That arg...
by ItchyPirate
Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:47 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ive Been Wanting To Ask This
Replies: 38
Views: 17978

Re: Ive Been Wanting To Ask This

A (paraphrased) quote from one of my college professors: People ask me why I, as a logical man, believe in God. It's because I find it very illogical that this universe and everything that exists could have somehow spontaneously appeared from nothing. It makes more sense to me that something would b...
by ItchyPirate
Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:59 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The "...Anus" Game !
Replies: 526
Views: 220015

Re: The "...Anus" Game !

Pokemon the First Anus

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Anus

Mega Anus

Ghost Anus
by ItchyPirate
Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:35 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2190
Views: 448166

Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Roy Hunter wrote:So they could have another funeral for him to show up at.


Ding! We have a winner!

The reasoning for those of you that missed it: If the man knew the woman's mother, he may have known the woman's sister.
by ItchyPirate
Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:23 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Last rites?
Replies: 3
Views: 3629

Last rites?

I recently took a look at the picture of the wallet card on the ordinations page. I know we're not big on formalized ritual around these parts, but I thought I'd solicit some ideas "just in case" I am called on when I finally get around to become a minister. And on that note, in the exceed...
by ItchyPirate
Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:15 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Alternate Headgear to the Colander
Replies: 12
Views: 4184

Re: Alternate Headgear to the Colander

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster says that Pastafarians are encouraged to wear pirate garb at every reasonably possible moment. That would imply either a bandana or a tricorn hat. You could grab a copy of the Gospel , bookmark the page with the "encouragement", then go into the D...
by ItchyPirate
Sat Jul 02, 2016 6:50 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What Do You All Think of the Flying SpaghettiOs/Anelli Monster?
Replies: 4
Views: 2638

Re: What Do You All Think of the Flying SpaghettiOs/Anelli Monster?

Well, as a divine all-powerful deity, the FSM could udoubtedly change his appearance to something else, even a Flying Pizza Monster!

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