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by Reverend RA
Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:56 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Question from a Christian
Replies: 256
Views: 86360

Re: A Question from a Christian

If your going to criticise others for their spelling at least try to get yours right. No such word as fourfooted.
by Reverend RA
Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:18 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Barbary Corsairs
Replies: 28
Views: 18236

Re: Barbary Corsairs

Beggin yer parrrghdon, Rev RA, but that were hindeed Madame Fifi as a young an come-hitherly lass. If yer oan foine missus has a face as sweet, ye must be blest hindeed. I fear you have been the victim of an unscruplous photographer. You can clearly see without so much Max Factor the so called Mada...
by Reverend RA
Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:53 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: 2010 Census and FSM
Replies: 85
Views: 32463

Re: 2010 Census and FSM

"His and her"? In addition to being a Pastafarian, I don't suppose you're also a follower of the Nine-Headed Cave Cow? :twisted: I included her for two reasons firstly, despite years of research I am still unable to determine the sex of pasta (any help in resolving this matter would be gr...
by Reverend RA
Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:31 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: 2010 Census and FSM
Replies: 85
Views: 32463

Re: 2010 Census and FSM

Tigger is right you must put Pastafarian. Although the FSM is a kindly being I advise against not following your heart, as his and her patience is not infinite.
by Reverend RA
Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:11 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: How could I get a copy of theis book without my parents find
Replies: 35
Views: 43279

Re:

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:( I be hidden em under me mattress wid me udder good books)


Don't do that. You know the little people will get hold of it there. The Prophet has ordained that it should be placed on the highest shelf possible.
by Reverend RA
Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:45 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Pasta and Antipasta
Replies: 5
Views: 12634

Re: Pasta and Antipasta

In particle physics, antipasti is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to matter (and should not be confused with the 1970's UK punk band), where antipasti is composed of antiparticles in the same way that normal pasta is composed of particles. As the antipasti is the starter with the pa...
by Reverend RA
Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:21 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Christmas
Replies: 4
Views: 3144

Re: Christmas

My understand is that Jesus, now a grown man, following his less than successful first appearance here on earth, is head waiter at the Lounge Bar in Heaven where he has received considerable acclaim.
by Reverend RA
Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:32 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Methinks a more gospelly Gospel should be made
Replies: 33
Views: 41956

Re: Methinks a more gospelly Gospel should be made

The Great Book has inspired me all my working life. However I have always been intrigued by Piraticus 13:7 - In the beginning was the word and the word was "Arrrgh!". I would dearly love to read the preceeding verses and hope the Profit finds it in his wisdom (or sobers up enough) to produ...
by Reverend RA
Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:33 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: What if I don't like beer?
Replies: 44
Views: 47683

Re: What if I don't like beer?

It is my belief that the beer volcano and other such stories about heaven are allegories. When the FSM visited the Prophet he was probably drunk or hungover and that is how he interpreted the message. Although only a mere Reverend I feel sure that if you are hoping to find a Dr Pepper volcano in hea...
by Reverend RA
Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:05 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Barbary Corsairs
Replies: 28
Views: 18236

Re: Barbary Corsairs

No that's Pastor Makaroni's parrot on my wife, I would recognise those beady little eyes anywhere. I can assure you her name is not Madam Fifi, come to that she's not that young either.
by Reverend RA
Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:00 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Arab States Set Up an Anti-Pirate League
Replies: 17
Views: 10267

Re: Arab States Set Up an Anti-Pirate League

So disturbed was I when I discovered from your good self these media reports (although attempting to link an impoverished Reverend to a pay to view site has distressed many of my parishioners) I took it upon my self to write to the organisation in question. Their commander has been gracious enough t...
by Reverend RA
Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:35 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The FSM (PbuH) and the SFM
Replies: 1
Views: 1889

Re: The FSM (PbuH) and the SFM

A most interesting observation. Although I know little of the FSM my colleague Pastor Tjestenina, a Croatian emigre and expert on all the Great Religions (and devout observer of most) informs me it can often take him more than three weeks to consume a bowl of pasta. I readily admit until you put for...
by Reverend RA
Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:16 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1785
Views: 325958

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Swedish porn.
by Reverend RA
Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:09 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Barbary Corsairs
Replies: 28
Views: 18236

Re: Barbary Corsairs

Pieces o'nine I wonder if this may be the same gentleman. Canon Jack (Wacko Jacko) O'Hanlon. Pictured here underneath the Gable of our Parish Church. A diminutive man standing only three foot nine and one half inches in high heels, but devoted choral master of of our world famous junior parish choir...
by Reverend RA
Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:43 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 924
Views: 315035

Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Two Reverends patronizing The Scurvy Dog? This place has really changed. Yes but judging by the look of the good Rev. Rowan he is not an ordained Church of England minister. Now that I think about it neither am I but I swear all the accusations against me were false and nothing was proven in the Co...

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