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by Goat Starer
Mon May 08, 2006 9:50 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Is this the flying spaghetti monster?
Replies: 24
Views: 16512

surely the expression for the MK sighting would be "sitting on the fence" rather than "writing on the wall". This might imply that the FSM is not yet decided about what to do with Milton Keynes - destroy it utterly with his noodly appendage or look for the one good pastafarian to...
by Goat Starer
Mon May 08, 2006 9:07 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Is this the flying spaghetti monster?
Replies: 24
Views: 16512

absolutely not! I believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster only appeared there in celebration of the relegation of MK Dons into League 2 of the football league. The Flying Spaghetti Monster understands the dangers of franchising in Uk domestic football (thats the proper word for Soccer for any americans...
by Goat Starer
Mon May 08, 2006 8:43 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Is this the flying spaghetti monster?
Replies: 24
Views: 16512

HERETIC! :mrgreen:
by Goat Starer
Mon May 08, 2006 6:11 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Is this the flying spaghetti monster?
Replies: 24
Views: 16512

Is this the flying spaghetti monster?

Following on from the spectacular appearance of the FSM in the leaflet holders of First Bus Bradford, Yorkshire, UK which was CLEARLY the Real Thing (but which some DOUBTING HERETICS believed to be an OWL!) I have decided to clear all such issues up with this conversation. Please post questionable s...
by Goat Starer
Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:28 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Does the Flying Spaghetti monster have a preffered sport?
Replies: 36
Views: 20945

Kabadi would seem likely. He would make a one man team and invisibility would be a bonus!
by Goat Starer
Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:48 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Does the Flying Spaghetti monster have a preffered sport?
Replies: 36
Views: 20945

Does the Flying Spaghetti monster have a preffered sport?

As you will all be aware the Christian god is an avid supporter of Scottish Football (that is Soccer to you dastardly Americans!) team Queen of the South...... look up Matthew 12:42 and Luke 11:31.

Does the FSM have a sporting preference?
by Goat Starer
Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:34 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Weevil-isms
Replies: 197
Views: 126822

As the Great New Model Army once said..... 4 o'clock in the morning Still we cannot sleep Turning over, turning 'round, twisting in our sweat They say there is no rest for the wicked ones Dear god what have we done? There is no rest for the wicked ones Dear god what is this Weevil that we must have ...
by Goat Starer
Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:10 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3166382

Blimey. I watched that and was giggling so hard I failed to spot the reference. Further proof that His Noodly Self can be invisible EVEN whilst plain to see! magic!
by Goat Starer
Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:15 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3166382

tree captain wrote:I agree, these emoticons are actually amazing!

hi, i'm a new convert, i came across pastafarianism through a not-so-subtle mention in the UK comedy series, Green Wing.

:fsm_float:


blimey. watch green wing zealously and missed that reference. what was it?
by Goat Starer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:33 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3166382

Griffin wrote:Hadn't discovered the bbc h2g2 - now I have. Thanks Goat Starer. :fsm_float:


fantastic if quite incoherent place. It was a dream of Douglas Adams long before the BBC took the project on and long may it survive. It suffers however from being linked to all their other message boards.
by Goat Starer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:31 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3166382

By the way, are you sure that was His Noodleyness you saw on the bus Goat Starer? Looks more like an owl with varicose veins to me. Not that I want to knacker your Damascene conversion moment you understand. Blasphemy! you are well on the way to causing a schism with the Bradford (First Bus is the ...
by Goat Starer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:25 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 642042

yer boat be nowt but the barthtub of an English exciseman and yer crew be wimmin and landlubbers ye scurvey union of a pox ridden mermaid and a barracuda! aaarr!
by Goat Starer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:03 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3166382

what ho and avast! I am the Goat Starer. More about me can be found here.... http://www.freewebs.com/anthonywad_2000/index.htm along with a lovely pirate game! I was touched by the Noodly appendage on a bus (see left) and since then have been promoting the TRUTH wherever I can (see http://www.bbc.co...
by Goat Starer
Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:29 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: find a pirate name
Replies: 124
Views: 83622

Oh dear. I appear to be

PANTS-DOWN BRYAN

help!
by Goat Starer
Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:03 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 567
Views: 332652

Birthday

29th June 1974

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