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by anthrobabe
Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:21 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...
Replies: 126
Views: 45237

Re: The Poster formerly known as PirateGuy...

Well, his plan was to swap aound randomly between names whenever the mood struck, but then the forums got an unexpected upgrade and we lost the ability to change our names at will, so now he's forever PantyGnawer. Since that was one of my suggestions I'm pleased by this outcome :scientist: of cours...
by anthrobabe
Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:45 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Piratic Poetry
Replies: 437
Views: 170861

Re: Piratic Poetry

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Oi be doin' pohetree atte Portsmouth Publik, an we lernt dis today:

Me love be loike a red red gash,
Just abuve the juggylarr vayne.
It springs loike a cutte in Joon,
But notte loike wun in Septembarr.


Brilliant!
Amazing!
Insightful!
Inspiring!
Delightful!
in an odd slasher sort of way
by anthrobabe
Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:32 am
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 18
Views: 37397

Re: Welcome

Aye matey, Constable Timmins is a fine upstanding citizen of QUESTIONABLE NATIONALITY, CAPS LOCK OVERUSAGE AND MINDLESS GROVELLING. How much did he pay you, BTW? Obviously not enough as I'm ratting him out. Wait! I mean. I DO NOT ACCEPT BRIBES FROM LOW RANKING OFFICIALS! overheard at the office par...
by anthrobabe
Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:12 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 160938

Re: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news

Saucy Gert denies any involvement with large vegetables or the kidnapping of Nef Yoo Blackbeard. Sobbing quietly, Gert replies; "Oi jus wantad to meet the lad, him bein kin an awl to me foine auntie blackbeard. Oh an to tink some tink me wuld ever 'urt a 'air on 'is 'ead. Besides since darlin ...
by anthrobabe
Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:59 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2149
Views: 745537

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Oim blinded jus tinkin 'bouts it.

(and note that BB's h'boobsession wif Miz Minogue isn't over yet- she is a frekwent karakter in 'is mental mooviez)
by anthrobabe
Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:48 am
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 18
Views: 37397

Re: Welcome

COOL!!! JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT THE SON OF THE NIGERIAN PRESIDENT AND YOU DON'T NEED TO DEPOSIT $700,000 IN OUR PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNTS. THANKYOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KIND CONSIDERATION FSM BLESS YOU. snip-removed items by AB Refresh me memory if ye will -- did we not have to keel haul Constable T...
by anthrobabe
Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:52 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Piratic Poetry
Replies: 437
Views: 170861

Re: Piratic Poetry

A poem abouts the evil wenches layin in wait to drag ye to Dave Jones locker: A Sailor's Story © By Kristin J. Geditz **EXPRESSIONS 1** A Sailor went sailing One stormy night. the black sky was lit by lightning. A wave rushed up And his boat was overturned. The Sailor awoke To find himself lying In ...
by anthrobabe
Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:59 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 160938

Re: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news

Nef Yoo

ye ben called out matey, by

ME

on the dek of ye very own ship no less.
Jes read yer story book whot that lot bin writin to see whot me sed.
:whip: or sufferz tha konsakwences
by anthrobabe
Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:53 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard
Replies: 280
Views: 137019

Re: da book ove dreedid NefYooBLackBeard

at this point Saucy Gert steps onto the deck, puts her hands on her hips and demands; "Dis here so called Nef Yoo Black Beard oiv been 'earin aboot had best show 'imself hat onse!" "Nef Yoo- ye bes be at tha Benbow by sundown iffin ye knowz whotz gud fer ye. " With one last squin...
by anthrobabe
Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:42 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook
Replies: 184
Views: 114355

Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

I be diffikult to getz da hinternetz on dem desserrtat islandz ye know.

:facewall:
by anthrobabe
Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:41 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1802582

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

YARGH!
by anthrobabe
Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:21 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 631640

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Oh I miss ye lot nobody can give kisses like y'all I would love some fish n chips about now-- and not the mess we can buy from so called fish restuaraunts around here. I think I should hire me old buddy detective TH to find me some real fish n chips. And the idea of BB with a :mob: is veury sceeery.
by anthrobabe
Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:02 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
Replies: 64
Views: 37182

Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

ARGH they be plenty o polishin over at Fifis anyway ye kant 'ave 'im.
by anthrobabe
Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:00 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook
Replies: 184
Views: 114355

Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

YArr, me ol' china, Anthrobabe! Ye retern! An hupdate: Auntie B's got a nef yoo, an it be Nef Yoo. Jus' slap the blaggard. Oar whack him wif a hammer. :nefyoobash: Sum Beans Git four beans. Eat sum beans. Yum. after eatin beans--sleep outside on deck! Yar matey I do likes a bit o whacken wif a 'amm...
by anthrobabe
Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:55 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 631640

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here

Ok oive come to bisit me auntie-- now whars me kiss an hug?

I see we still ave some o the reguler lot in this ol port.

Howdy Y'all! :drinking:

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