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by Pastafarian Pirate
Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: An Objective Review of FSMism
Replies: 45
Views: 22793

I'm still trying to figure out how his initial post is an "objective review."

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:01 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: curious...
Replies: 16
Views: 12491

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:yeah, but wheres that come from?

Why don't you ask your school board? They should be able to give you some kind of answer to that question.

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:48 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: An Objective Review of FSMism
Replies: 45
Views: 22793

I am not trying to convince ID supporters... I came for the punch and pie.

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:41 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: curious...
Replies: 16
Views: 12491

Re: curious...

does "separation of church and state" mean if I wore a bandana to school they couldn't do anything about it? I could, hypothetically, contact the ACLU about it if they bugged me about it couldn't I? Weefolk, I am not sure if you are serious here or just having fun, but, if yer serious, th...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:22 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: potentially vs realistically
Replies: 10
Views: 5882

Two things. One: Of course I am right. :) And humble, too! As Weird Al put it in Amish Paradise... " I know I am a million times more humble than thou art! " :fsm_rock: Redford, Newman, Poitier,.... those guys knew how to handle fame. Not like the nutjobs we have out there now. :pirate_fi...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:41 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: HELP!! CAPTION THE CHRISTMAS CARD!!
Replies: 7
Views: 6898

Re: HELP!! CAPTION THE CHRISTMAS CARD!!

Hello, Everyone: Here is the Christmas card that I will be sending out for my medical office. I am a physician that specializes in medical pain management. The card will be sent to patients and to referring physicians. I am looking for a cute caption, or a little jingle would be even better!!! Artw...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:52 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: potentially vs realistically
Replies: 10
Views: 5882

Duke wrote:He's right: I met Robert Redford at a social gathering in the neighborhood last year.

Two things.

One: Of course I am right. :)

Two: He is what "movie stars" should aspire to be.

He is hellacool!
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:14 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: potentially vs realistically
Replies: 10
Views: 5882

Robert Redford died in the mid '80s, so necrophilia comes into it somewhere. St John the Blasphemist Saint of Sick Jokes What? Robert Redford is not dead, dude. He starred in Sneakers (1992), Indecent Proposal (1993), Up Close & Personal (1996). The Horse Whisperer (1998), Spy Game (2001), The ...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:43 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: potentially vs realistically
Replies: 10
Views: 5882

Re: potentially vs realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sle...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:40 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: How long can you last?
Replies: 25
Views: 18771

SC-Pastafarian wrote:Doesn't even matter anymore. =P

I'm CELINE DION!!!!


Yes.... yes... of course you are, dear... :fsm_rock:

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:30 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: How long can you last?
Replies: 25
Views: 18771

SC-Pastafarian wrote:What a fun game! I made it 76.83sec my first try and was compared to Doc Gyneco... I have no idea who that is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doc_Gyneco
that'll help ya...
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:09 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: How long can you last?
Replies: 25
Views: 18771

double pong here http://blog.zanorg.com/?post=129 That was very interesting! I went 104.53 seconds on my first shot, and got compared to the astrophysicist Hubert Reeves. Edit: I got a score of 101 on the second run with a time of 131.96, and they said I was as smart as the Bogdonaff brothers combi...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:22 am
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: Jerusalem....
Replies: 2
Views: 4011

Swabbies Bucket wrote:To the tune of?

Jerusalem.

He said that in the head of the thread.

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:29 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Defending the Faith!
Replies: 12
Views: 7580

iEmcee wrote:You should post that on venganza.org


Uh....

He just did.


This is Venganza.org.

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:28 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianism in schools
Replies: 9
Views: 5609

Re: Pastafarianism in schools

The day I decided to follow the ways of the FSM I wanted to read the Gospel. So i went to my school library and searched for it under religeon (I knew it wouldn't be there but just in case...) and it wasn't there. so i took a request form and put down: "The Gospel of the FSM." They refuse...

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