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by Pastafarian Pirate
Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:12 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: FSM Car Emblem Works!
Replies: 18
Views: 16422

I had to put mine inside my car- I've had two removed- I choose to believe that they were taken by new converts just overcome with the desire to help spread the word. but honestly I think it was someone trying to save me as once there was a tract on my windshield and in pencil they had written &quo...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:39 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Whose God May We Mock?
Replies: 12
Views: 11528

Re: Whose God May We Mock?

At least people know that the Da Vinci Code is fiction. (or people with half a brain anyway) The bible is fiction too. It is a volume of stories to live by, not a literal translation. the irony here is overbearing Ninja, Just so ya know... the moderators on this board will be quick to admonish you ...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:42 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: A guy walks into a bar and...
Replies: 31
Views: 17021

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says...

"Why the long face?"

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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon, looks at all the cowboys sitting at the bar, and shouts:
"I'm lookin' fer the fella who done shot my paw!"
by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:24 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: How long can you last?
Replies: 25
Views: 18399

Re: How long can you last?

SC-Pastafarian wrote:http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

....I've gotten to 20 seconds


54.109 seconds!


That is one freaky little game.

:pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:
by Pastafarian Pirate
Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:59 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Where does FSM stand on same-sex marriage?
Replies: 7
Views: 5778

Re: Where does FSM stand on same-sex marriage?

Anyone know what the stance of His Noodly Goodness is on same-sex marriage? I'm not getting any younger, and it seems like a good way of doubling the pool of candidates. - Brother Boyardee As an ordained Pastafarian Minister, I can let you know that this falls under the "Relaxed Moral Code&quo...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:57 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Evidence
Replies: 20
Views: 12419

Head down to your local bookstore and pick up the Gospel. All your questions will be answered there. I already have it. What page is the evidence on? Do you really have the Great Gospel? I suspect that perhaps you don't, because on page 35 begins a subchapter called "Irrefutable Proof", a...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:55 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3135012

Hi, I'm Cyclone, and I think it's stupid that you have to post once to view certain forums. I mean, post there, sure. But view? Come on. Tough cookies, cookie. It helps us out with a lot of stuff. Controlling spammers, making sure members have read the rules, discerning active from non-active membe...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:53 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: White and Nerdy!
Replies: 19
Views: 13224

Kanys wrote:Anyone heard of Richard Cheese? He does lounge versions of rock/metal songs.


Kanys :fsm_ninja:



Richard Cheese is awesome! I love his stuff!
by Pastafarian Pirate
Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:52 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 567
Views: 329911

don juan wrote:25 february 1766


Yarr! That be my sister's birthday! She be borned just outside of Killarney during a whale of a gale!
by Pastafarian Pirate
Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:34 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Evidence
Replies: 20
Views: 12419

Head down to your local bookstore and pick up the Gospel. All your questions will be answered there. I already have it. What page is the evidence on? Before we go down this path.... what constitutes "Evidence" to you? To us... being here is all the "evidence" we need... Clearly ...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:32 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: White and Nerdy!
Replies: 19
Views: 13224

I just got the Straight Out of Lynwood cd, and the best song on there is " Your Pitiful" Uh... you might wanna take a closer look at your CD.... Al did not include "You're Pitiful" on the Straight Out Of Lynwood CD. :) Just sayin'... Yarr!! :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:
by Pastafarian Pirate
Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:25 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3135012

Yarrgh!

I be here!

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