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by ken worley
Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:34 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Fun Collective Nouns
Replies: 1594
Views: 246611

Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Spokanians...


A funiculara of...
by ken worley
Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:30 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2506407

Re: Lies!

^ Is made sexually insecure by the 'Hanging Gardens of Babylon',
by ken worley
Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:26 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1390
Views: 211506

Re: Complete the catchphrase

...A visibly rampant venereal infection(s), so the other prisoners keep off my butthole.

"We have nothing to fear, but..."
by ken worley
Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:57 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3198
Views: 535812

Re: Did you know?

FaithfulPirate42 wrote:John Wayne's real name was Marion Morrison. Quite the name for the man who became synonymous with masculinity and cowboys.


(bold mine)

Don't neglect his synonimity with mongolian warlord doppelgangery, and the use of office supplies as "instant asiatic special-effects makeup".
by ken worley
Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:53 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2025843

Re: The Your Banned Game

Hats need discipline, boundaries and a firm hand. Don't overlook physically-rooted causes. Maybe it just needs lanced. Till then, take two workplace videos, say, "safety" and "loss by shrinkage" , and for gods sake, stay out of the black/hispanic/wigger parts of town.... They'll...
by ken worley
Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:44 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5360
Views: 818569

Re: Word of the Day

Glass balls:
n.
1. A sure ticket to a round 2 defeat in the UFC
2. A legal grounds to divorce Beverly Sills
3. The reason uther was asked to sign a waiver before entering china shops throughout Pamplona
by ken worley
Mon Aug 30, 2010 10:38 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Quality of Mercy is not Strained.(or even really flexed)
Replies: 12
Views: 7460

Re: The Quality of Mercy is not Strained.(or even really flexed)

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Why didn't the omnivore whack the vegan with the rock and eat him instead? Lots more cheeseburgers on a human than on a squirrel.



They weren't together....
The omnivore's instincts kept him (subconsciously) from encountering the insufferable prick.
by ken worley
Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:45 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5360
Views: 818569

Re: Word of the Day

Then please keep him from sitting on me.

:fsm_ninja:
by ken worley
Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:13 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Quality of Mercy is not Strained.(or even really flexed)
Replies: 12
Views: 7460

Re: The Quality of Mercy is not Strained.(or even really flexed)

Necromancy....I admit it...I don't want autopruned of my heartwarming story. :jack:
by ken worley
Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:12 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5360
Views: 818569

Re: Word of the Day

that reminds me. my grandfather, who is a huge fundamentalist (and i mean huge in a physical sense), always asks me what my favorite bible verse is, and what it means to me. last time i told him it was 2 kings 2:23-24 and that i hold it close to my heart, to remind me that when i want to call someo...
by ken worley
Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:07 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 4183
Views: 816757

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Well, from what I been hearin', they is violently opposed, by their religion, to: BEER PORK PORNOGRAPHY WIMMIN NOT BEIN SEWED SHUT IN THE COOCH 'N' COVERED WITH A BLANKET, 'CEPT FER THE EYES. Now, how can you say that their religion and our'n can EVER git along? (excerpt from a man-on-the-street int...
by ken worley
Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:59 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2506407

Re: Lies!

^ Stick-poked pantygnawer so hard, a dorodango fell out of him.
by ken worley
Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:13 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Catch!
Replies: 1104
Views: 205888

Re: Catch!

I dodge the pieces of uther's broken microwave-oven door and shot-glass,

and throw UP at the next poster.



(...and telemarketer, and OMG!trend, and pellet of reuter's middle-east coverage.)
by ken worley
Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:02 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 4183
Views: 816757

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

I think we're at the basic misunderstanding when it comes to men objectifying women. To many men, objectification is a complement, to women it is not. Why? People are telling us we're attractive! That's good, right? Telling someone they are attractive alone does not "objectification" make...
by ken worley
Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:19 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Fun Collective Nouns
Replies: 1594
Views: 246611

Re: Fun Collective Nouns

Uther wrote:(Ah.... 70's.....those were the days) :drunk:

replacements

An afro of.................


...futilities.

A caprice of...

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