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by ken worley
Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:06 am
Forum: Food
Topic: What is your position on Lasagne?
Replies: 17
Views: 19070

Re: What is your position on Lasagne?

In that case, "cowgirl".
by ken worley
Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:32 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3202211

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

there's another one we will most likely never hear from again. [sigh] Why the ennui? What percentage of the people you've ever heard from once are you NOW thankful for having heard from on ANY following occasion?...3%?...5%?... We should just pull rotating duty to pop in here and viciously slander ...
by ken worley
Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:56 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2566158

Re: Lies!

^ Just became usParks and wildlife tour guide for the "Ed Gein Boyhood Home" national landmark.
by ken worley
Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 4183
Views: 832691

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Close.... Mine has a pictogram not of male-and-female stick figures, standing statically, but of an empty 1-gallon iced tea jug. (Which is also standing statically, as it is depicted early in its life-cycle) Then follows the M&F Stickfigures 'choking' pictogram, (sans diagonal red bar, and warni...
by ken worley
Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:34 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2098505

Re: The Person Below Me

I've fallen, and I can't get more vodka!
I know NYET! My BFF Arturi?

TPBM is a female russian astronaut, genetically engineered to only ingest pineapple juice, and for hawt-ness, and is quickly dehydrating in the hot arizona christ-be-damned GRAVITY. :annoyed:
by ken worley
Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:10 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 697
Views: 225131

Re: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available

Another spoonerization, not ironically oppository, like ADofS', but
supportive, was Det. Turtleholmes', which becomes

Detective_Hurtle-Tomes.

Or is he a suppository spoonerization?



The_spooned_suppository_kiwi_hunter

badfingerNbadfruit
by ken worley
Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:49 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3202211

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Echolalia?

Contemporaneous with robert redford, or garden-variety?


Or was it dustin hoffman?
by ken worley
Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:44 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Pulled From the Yahoo "news" Headline-Teasers.
Replies: 13
Views: 7267

Re: Pulled From the Yahoo "news" Headline-Teasers.

Is Paris Hilton a bit like the film 'Paris Texas' ie does she get followed around with Ry Cooder music wherever she goes? hey. I got another 8-track tape for my trucks radio weeks ago. (oak ridge boys-7Nation army and other wheat-hating sing-along-campsongs) This by freeing up extra time to scrap/e...
by ken worley
Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:29 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2566158

Re: Lies!

^ Fair-on C.J.'s heels like a puma up 'is crack. < Isn't now thinking cracklingly of whether or not parrots have cracks under their feathers. V Have sex with me. -(Or, if not cap- Go to africa....and take a shower.)* . *Just kidding, there are several if not dozens of vagina-bearers here I'd sleep w...
by ken worley
Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:21 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Replies: 626
Views: 123168

Re: The Wrong Answer Game

A metric tonne of bricks weighs two-thousand,two-hundred pounds, in the us' system of avoirdupois measure.

Is Reagonomics, specifically the "Trickle-down-Theory"-truly "voodoo economics"?

:violin:
by ken worley
Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:15 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Pulled From the Yahoo "news" Headline-Teasers.
Replies: 13
Views: 7267

Re: Pulled From the Yahoo "news" Headline-Teasers.

Police: Intruder Arrested at Paris Hilton's Home (AP) AP - A man has been arrested at Paris Hilton's Los Angeles home after the socialite said he tried to break into her house while holding two big knives. If he'd have just freed up the fingers of one of his hands to work the deadbolt and doorknob,...
by ken worley
Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:12 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Pulled From the Yahoo "news" Headline-Teasers.
Replies: 13
Views: 7267

Re: Pulled From the Yahoo "news" Headline-Teasers.

Police: Intruder Arrested at Paris Hilton's Home (AP) AP - A man has been arrested at Paris Hilton's Los Angeles home after the socialite said he tried to break into her house while holding two big knives. If he'd have just freed up the fingers of one of his hands to work the deadbolt and doorknob,...
by ken worley
Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:23 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Quote out of context
Replies: 2573
Views: 522663

Re: Quote out of context

For 30 years...at the Embassy of Ghana...a small fishing village...decided......their next rightful king.....took on the job. ...found a backward impoverished village of 7,000...corrupt...stealing all the tax money and pushing around their elderly...they didn't know what hit them. ...American ...go...
by ken worley
Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:43 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5363
Views: 836292

Re: Word of the Day

jingal –noun a large musket fired from a rest, often mounted on a carriage: formerly used in India, China, etc. jingal –noun The last noise heard by your average zulu textiles manufacturer, as a british horse-hoof crushes his skull. Too soon? BTW...On an unrelated, non-sequitorious note, Iran has u...
by ken worley
Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:26 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Catch!
Replies: 1104
Views: 210315

Re: Catch!

Perversely, they curve oddly, just before they get to me, hitting the ground about ten feet away, then scuttling 'neath a parked car....weird.

I 'throw down' at the next poster.

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