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by ken worley
Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:22 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3198
Views: 543653

Re: Did you know?

DavidH wrote:Did you know that at the opening of the Liverpool and Manchester Railway on 15 September 1830, the famous locomotive, Stephenson's 'Rocket', killed a Member of Parliament?


Hey, HEY!

...allegedly.
by ken worley
Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:43 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Replies: 626
Views: 122612

Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Uther wrote:
Is their a cure?


Currently, 12% of american births are african-american, though they make up exactly 25%
of persons appearing in health and civics textbook photos.


What would you do for a klondike bar?
by ken worley
Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:39 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 697
Views: 224528

Re: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available

Almighty_Stewer_of_Duff

(i think i already posted that...read whole thread.....I think No.)
by ken worley
Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:31 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 697
Views: 224528

Re: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available

Roger_the_Pirate
by ken worley
Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:29 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Replies: 626
Views: 122612

Re: The Wrong Answer Game

uther wrote:Do you have a photograph?


My eyes are up here.

What is the specific gravity of a 17th century north american witch?
by ken worley
Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:26 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Catch!
Replies: 1104
Views: 209233

Re: Catch!

Why bother?...I was already warped all the time, anyway.


I throw my undergarmets at cap, and a bone-curdling string of unearthly ululating cries at the NP.
by ken worley
Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:21 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Fun Collective Nouns
Replies: 1594
Views: 249677

Re: Fun Collective Nouns

A snaggle of........ Unfabric-softened dryer textiles. IM's Tweeker projects Disheveled homicide detective's sudden recollections S.O. Guilt-payback errands Car salesmen fishing tackle DC X-formers Telemarketers Strangers who approach and ask, "Do you have a personal relationship* with jesus c...
by ken worley
Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:16 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Replies: 626
Views: 122612

Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Ham Nox wrote:
What are you doing that for?


Smallpox has been all but eradicated in the modern world.

Do vodka-swollen nuts extend the waiting period for multiple-firearm-purchase in unincorporated/rural areas of Texas?
by ken worley
Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:07 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 697
Views: 224528

Re: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available

RearAdmiring black bart.
by ken worley
Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:01 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2553344

Re: Lies!

^Once did time for negligent blancmageicide after a sexual srupor and
a depleted car battery prompted the drunken attempt to use wall outlet and two skewers
for power.
by ken worley
Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:50 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Fun Collective Nouns
Replies: 1594
Views: 249677

Re: Fun Collective Nouns

uther wrote:A cave of...


Antiyeast ointments


A compliment of...
by ken worley
Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:32 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Dr. Seuss Bible
Replies: 5
Views: 3578

Re: Dr. Seuss Bible

Thanks for info....though now it would appear that I DO have false or faulty memory,
BUT, the idea is still already someone else's IP.

Life continues unabated.
by ken worley
Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:11 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: What is your position on Lasagne?
Replies: 17
Views: 19053

Re: What is your position on Lasagne?

I tried to make it silly in my post (no. 4) but, evidently, in these parts a horizontal position on lasagne is considered sensible Not at all. Gluttony and Lust are IMOO great together, as I try always to double(at least)-up on 'DEADLY SINS', esp. if in process of being criticized/communicated-with...
by ken worley
Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:03 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: "That's What She Said"
Replies: 974
Views: 243790

Re: "That's What She Said"

Uther wrote:
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?



Mrs. Bates.

What's the big deal...It's only a speck."
by ken worley
Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:59 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Fun Collective Nouns
Replies: 1594
Views: 249677

Re: Fun Collective Nouns

mimes.


A gabble of...

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