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by Jean Bart
Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:28 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2613963

^dreams of starting a Dream Factory, specialised in Wet Dreams.
by Jean Bart
Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:27 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2127923

Not anymore: someone hid my pants the last time I did that.

TPBM is too polite to be honest.
by Jean Bart
Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:05 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2613963

^ is surprised when bitten by a sheep, over and over.
by Jean Bart
Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:03 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2127923

Fortunately, I know this salesman who sells them separately.

TPBM sell boobs. And boobless women too, after hours.
by Jean Bart
Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:00 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2613963

^ doesn't dodge even the heaviest trucks, but stops them with one mighty hand movement (and then usually wakes up).
by Jean Bart
Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:39 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2613963

^ is becoming worrieder and worrieder of his admiration for the historical Jean Bart becoming common knowledge at Venganza.
by Jean Bart
Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:32 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2613963

^ knows perfectly that only Muricans and Britons consider "Jean" a girls name, but is afraid of his knowledge of three French words being considered unpatriotic.
by Jean Bart
Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:29 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2127923

Told him it was a new type of cheese, especially apt for underwear-designing.

TPBM earns a living wrapping cheese in shiny paper covered with cheesy jokes. Thinks of swapping the job for one at a corn farm.
by Jean Bart
Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:25 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2613963

^ designed said bikini. That's why it has a bunch of secret pockets: one for cigarettes, one for a water pistol, one for a bible and one for the control desk which has a beautiful red button for switching the bikini's colour when the weather changes. Now at Amazon.
by Jean Bart
Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:09 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Quiz time
Replies: 251
Views: 89063

RandomSam wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:I want a new question.


Why?


Here you are, Zankou :mrgreen:
by Jean Bart
Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:03 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2127923

Training for years now to get that smurf belly dance right.

TPBM 's filling of Mount St. Helens with low-quality beer was partly cause of its latest eruption.
by Jean Bart
Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:00 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2613963

^ is the 1923-1956 and 1958-2007 local champion of the yearly "Lift your own body from the ground" contest.

Note: the contest wasn't held in 1957, due to the Sputnik's launching.
by Jean Bart
Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2613963

^ is a close relative of Captain Obvious.
by Jean Bart
Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:04 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2127923

Two months of rum therapy will cure that.

TPBM writes exclusively in emoticons.
by Jean Bart
Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:40 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2613963

^ chopped the arms off of Venus di Milo, and uses them as a coathanger.

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