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by Cardinal Fang
Sat Sep 02, 2017 11:22 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3150680

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Olliekennedy

Look out for the attack slugs, ignore Neff Yoo, and pudding is served in an hour

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:20 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: A theme for the Israeli FSM Church.
Replies: 1
Views: 1106

Re: A theme for the Israeli FSM Church.

Yay. Good job

Me like

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by Cardinal Fang
Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:17 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3150680

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Matt

Heave to and prepare to be sponned.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:23 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1459
Views: 370402

Re: Did you hear who died?

One of the highlights of reading New Scientist magazine, Daedalus, died some weeks ago.

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by Cardinal Fang
Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:01 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Official Cocktail Needed
Replies: 9
Views: 1077

Re: Official Cocktail Needed

As pirates are sacred to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I would have thought the beverage of choice would be rum. Just rum. But if you want cocktail suggestions, then I'm immediately going to break one of your rules because my choice would be to start off with Innis & Gunn Rum finished beer (beer...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:53 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions
Replies: 48
Views: 47385

Re: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions

Letter to people from Cardinal Fang 1. Thus it came to pass that people started arguing and bickering about the sex of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, suggesting that the imposition of a male gender was demeaning to women, and other people disagreeing with rude words. 2. Thus did Cardinal Fang write ...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:00 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1459
Views: 370402

Re: Did you hear who died?

Kitty Lux, ex-punk and co-founder of the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

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by Cardinal Fang
Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:24 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Cartoon Of The Day...
Replies: 3516
Views: 730848

Re: Cartoon Of The Day...

AFTERGLOW wrote:Ahoy mates, somebody pleez say something to let me know I am still alive............. :lol:


No - but we'll see if Nef Yoo turns up later to help

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by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Question of Sauces
Replies: 6
Views: 1066

Re: The Question of Sauces

It's worth remembering that in Italy, one of the most prized varieties of tomato for use in cooking (San Marzano) are specifically grown to be canned. In this neck of the woods, fresh tomatoes from the supermarket are not grown for flavour, and are pretty rubbish for cooking with. Unless I've got th...
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Jun 24, 2017 1:08 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Question of Sauces
Replies: 6
Views: 1066

Re: The Question of Sauces

One of the central tenets of Pastafarianism is loose moral standards. Therefore you're not going to get damned if you use canned sauce, or whether you use fresh. It's entirely up to you.

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by Cardinal Fang
Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:24 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1459
Views: 370402

Re: Did you hear who died?

Roy Hunter wrote:
Is he... Bodger and Badger bloke?

Damn...

He wasn't half as annoying as the rest of them.


That's the one.

For those who never knew Bodger and Badger: https://youtu.be/uNV7beaAghQ

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