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by Cardinal Fang
Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:54 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarians to be allowed school prayer in Oklahoma?
Replies: 7
Views: 1762

Pastafarians to be allowed school prayer in Oklahoma?

Under the guise of protecting "voluntary religious expression in the classroom", a Bill (SB 450) before the Oklahoma legislature would allow students to claim a right to proselytise to fellow classmates during class, and schools would have to allow students to deliver morning announcements...
by Cardinal Fang
Thu Mar 02, 2017 5:24 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Sainthood
Replies: 29
Views: 4774

Re: Pastafarian Sainthood

:haha: Indeed I am an Urk! "Urk" is Nef Yoo's way of saying, "Eric". And it is most definitely an insult. That is a weak insult my 7 year old daughter does much better but what ever make you happy Well Nef Yoo is 3, so if he's matching a 7 year old, he's not doing too bad, bless...
by Cardinal Fang
Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:42 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Sainthood
Replies: 29
Views: 4774

Re: Pastafarian Sainthood

And for reference I am not a Pastafarian Cardinal - the moniker comes from elsewhere unexpected.

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by Cardinal Fang
Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:44 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1462
Views: 378386

Re: Did you hear who died?

Bill Paxton, 61, actor - from complications from surgery

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by Cardinal Fang
Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:46 am
Forum: Food
Topic: What are you EATING right now?
Replies: 1849
Views: 516723

Re: What are you EATING right now?

Ox cheek stew. Not had ox cheeks for ages, but they are amazing and really cheap. You need to get your butcher to clean them up for you (they have a lot of fat and membranes round the outside which they can remove), and chop them up into chunks. Then you stick it in a slow cooker with an chopped oni...
by Cardinal Fang
Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:41 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1462
Views: 378386

Re: Did you hear who died?

Sir Peter Mansfield - you may not know the name, but you definitely know what he helped to invent.

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by Cardinal Fang
Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:47 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ebola and FSM Theory, could this be the beginning?
Replies: 4
Views: 1388

Re: Ebola and FSM Theory, could this be the beginning?

Except we know that the FSM is very laid back, and doesn't care about whether people keep to Pastafarian rituals - or even if they believe in Him at all. 1st IRRYD says "1. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay." And in the Loose Cannon it says "Thou shalt be free to worship...
by Cardinal Fang
Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:04 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Demons? Discuss.
Replies: 28
Views: 3121

Re: Demons? Discuss.

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:The thing about the whole DHMO nonsense that drives me crazy is the complete swing-and-miss of the name itself. There is no such thing as dihydrogen monoxide. It's hydrogen hydroxide. Look at the molecule, for FSM's sake.


Hydrohydroic acid surely?

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by Cardinal Fang
Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:37 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Demons? Discuss.
Replies: 28
Views: 3121

Re: Demons? Discuss.

Not sure the 1st place GMOs went was Africa, but certainly they have the potential to improve agriculture. As well as the GMOs in use around the world, which do anything from reducing pesticide use (Bt cotton, brinjal etc) to minimising food waste by stopping browning (Arctic apples), there are ones...
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:42 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Noodle's Not Dead
Replies: 8
Views: 1858

Re: Noodle's Not Dead

I guess it depends on the tone of it. The 2nd IRRYD says "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others". So something celebrating the FSM I'm guessing would be okay, but something being snarky about ...
by Cardinal Fang
Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:34 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Unsanctioned Publication and Authorship of The Loose Canon
Replies: 23
Views: 6209

Re: Unsanctioned Publication and Authorship of The Loose Canon

ChowMein wrote:Eric appears to be the US version of David Mabus , who has trolled the internet since 1993 .
This likely means Eric will not stop with the BS or seek help from physicians on his own accord as well .


(If you don't know the saga of David Mabus, some background from Skeptools)

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by Cardinal Fang
Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:41 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Shapeways- Get Your Merchandise Here!
Replies: 4
Views: 1441

Re: Shapeways- Get Your Merchandise Here!

Smile sweetly at one of the mods in this section, and get them to do it

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by Cardinal Fang
Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:19 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Quick Question Area
Replies: 6
Views: 1614

Re: Quick Question Area

Until people actually post spam, or breach one of the other forum rules, then technically they haven't done anything wrong.

Or are you suggesting the Mods and Admins just randomly start banning people just because they can?

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by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:04 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: How many people have read the bible?
Replies: 75
Views: 48996

Re: How many people have read the bible?

Reminded of the joke in "The Bible (Abridged)" by the Reduced Shakespeare Company STOP NOW IF YOU'RE SOMEWHERE NAUGHTY WORDS COULD GET YOU IN TROUBLE Abraham to God: I’ll give you anything you want to prove my devotion to you. Just ask. God to Abraham: Give me the foreskin of your penis. A...

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