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by Cardinal Fang
Fri May 12, 2017 9:28 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Recipe ideas needed
Replies: 5
Views: 3895

Recipe ideas needed

So My Mum needs a new kidney. I'm happy to give her one of mine, but doctors say they won't do the surgery until I shed some weight. Thing is that after a couple weeks of diet food, I'm getting pretty bored of the low calorie recipes I know (hey - there's a reason I got some pounds on me. I don't co...
by Cardinal Fang
Thu May 04, 2017 1:15 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3211735

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome TheSearch and Ember_the_Awesome

Eat lots of pudding, don't step on the attack slugs, and ignore Neff Yoo

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:56 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Spreading the Word in Pamphlet Form!!!
Replies: 70
Views: 92108

Re: Spreading the Word in Pamphlet Form!!!

I don't seem to have any problems downloading the pamphlets. Try clicking on the blue links rather than the pictures.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Wed Mar 22, 2017 6:41 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1467
Views: 385975

Re: Did you hear who died?

Martin McGuinness, Sinn Féin politician, 66 I know that's how it's reported and it is technically true but calling him that is like calling Osama Bin Laden a motivational speaker. It's true he was involved in the IRA and was involved in some of their atrocities, but it's also true that he also help...
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:00 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 168
Views: 90329

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:EDIT: Revised thesis is en route, ETA Monday morning, it's on my school laptop.


School laptop?!?!?

In my day were were lucky to to have a slate and a piece of chalk.

Laptop? Luxury

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Thu Mar 09, 2017 1:59 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarians to be allowed school prayer in Oklahoma?
Replies: 7
Views: 1883

Re: Pastafarians to be allowed school prayer in Oklahoma?

BruceDeBotany wrote:May I borrow this and soread the word!


Of course. And if you know anyone of other religions - Satanists, for example, please feel free to encourage them to support the proposal as well, as they'll also have the right to preach in class rooms.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:54 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarians to be allowed school prayer in Oklahoma?
Replies: 7
Views: 1883

Pastafarians to be allowed school prayer in Oklahoma?

Under the guise of protecting "voluntary religious expression in the classroom", a Bill (SB 450) before the Oklahoma legislature would allow students to claim a right to proselytise to fellow classmates during class, and schools would have to allow students to deliver morning announcements...
by Cardinal Fang
Thu Mar 02, 2017 5:24 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Sainthood
Replies: 29
Views: 5047

Re: Pastafarian Sainthood

:haha: Indeed I am an Urk! "Urk" is Nef Yoo's way of saying, "Eric". And it is most definitely an insult. That is a weak insult my 7 year old daughter does much better but what ever make you happy Well Nef Yoo is 3, so if he's matching a 7 year old, he's not doing too bad, bless...
by Cardinal Fang
Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:42 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Sainthood
Replies: 29
Views: 5047

Re: Pastafarian Sainthood

And for reference I am not a Pastafarian Cardinal - the moniker comes from elsewhere unexpected.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:44 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1467
Views: 385975

Re: Did you hear who died?

Bill Paxton, 61, actor - from complications from surgery

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:46 am
Forum: Food
Topic: What are you EATING right now?
Replies: 1849
Views: 522569

Re: What are you EATING right now?

Ox cheek stew. Not had ox cheeks for ages, but they are amazing and really cheap. You need to get your butcher to clean them up for you (they have a lot of fat and membranes round the outside which they can remove), and chop them up into chunks. Then you stick it in a slow cooker with an chopped oni...
by Cardinal Fang
Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:41 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1467
Views: 385975

Re: Did you hear who died?

Sir Peter Mansfield - you may not know the name, but you definitely know what he helped to invent.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:47 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ebola and FSM Theory, could this be the beginning?
Replies: 4
Views: 1456

Re: Ebola and FSM Theory, could this be the beginning?

Except we know that the FSM is very laid back, and doesn't care about whether people keep to Pastafarian rituals - or even if they believe in Him at all. 1st IRRYD says "1. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay." And in the Loose Cannon it says "Thou shalt be free to worship...

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