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by Cardinal Fang
Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:41 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1454
Views: 362080

Re: Did you hear who died?

Sir Peter Mansfield - you may not know the name, but you definitely know what he helped to invent.

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by Cardinal Fang
Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:47 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ebola and FSM Theory, could this be the beginning?
Replies: 4
Views: 1151

Re: Ebola and FSM Theory, could this be the beginning?

Except we know that the FSM is very laid back, and doesn't care about whether people keep to Pastafarian rituals - or even if they believe in Him at all. 1st IRRYD says "1. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay." And in the Loose Cannon it says "Thou shalt be free to worship...
by Cardinal Fang
Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:04 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Demons? Discuss.
Replies: 28
Views: 2613

Re: Demons? Discuss.

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:The thing about the whole DHMO nonsense that drives me crazy is the complete swing-and-miss of the name itself. There is no such thing as dihydrogen monoxide. It's hydrogen hydroxide. Look at the molecule, for FSM's sake.


Hydrohydroic acid surely?

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by Cardinal Fang
Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:37 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Demons? Discuss.
Replies: 28
Views: 2613

Re: Demons? Discuss.

Not sure the 1st place GMOs went was Africa, but certainly they have the potential to improve agriculture. As well as the GMOs in use around the world, which do anything from reducing pesticide use (Bt cotton, brinjal etc) to minimising food waste by stopping browning (Arctic apples), there are ones...
by Cardinal Fang
Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:42 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Noodle's Not Dead
Replies: 8
Views: 1511

Re: Noodle's Not Dead

I guess it depends on the tone of it. The 2nd IRRYD says "I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others". So something celebrating the FSM I'm guessing would be okay, but something being snarky about ...
by Cardinal Fang
Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:34 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Unsanctioned Publication and Authorship of The Loose Canon
Replies: 23
Views: 4597

Re: Unsanctioned Publication and Authorship of The Loose Canon

ChowMein wrote:Eric appears to be the US version of David Mabus , who has trolled the internet since 1993 .
This likely means Eric will not stop with the BS or seek help from physicians on his own accord as well .


(If you don't know the saga of David Mabus, some background from Skeptools)

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by Cardinal Fang
Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:41 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Shapeways- Get Your Merchandise Here!
Replies: 4
Views: 1229

Re: Shapeways- Get Your Merchandise Here!

Smile sweetly at one of the mods in this section, and get them to do it

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by Cardinal Fang
Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:19 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Quick Question Area
Replies: 6
Views: 1379

Re: Quick Question Area

Until people actually post spam, or breach one of the other forum rules, then technically they haven't done anything wrong.

Or are you suggesting the Mods and Admins just randomly start banning people just because they can?

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by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:04 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: How many people have read the bible?
Replies: 75
Views: 47611

Re: How many people have read the bible?

Reminded of the joke in "The Bible (Abridged)" by the Reduced Shakespeare Company STOP NOW IF YOU'RE SOMEWHERE NAUGHTY WORDS COULD GET YOU IN TROUBLE Abraham to God: I’ll give you anything you want to prove my devotion to you. Just ask. God to Abraham: Give me the foreskin of your penis. A...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:57 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Happy New Year
Replies: 53
Views: 5601

Re: Happy New Year

Not sure - you can't really tell under all the grime

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by Cardinal Fang
Sun Jan 08, 2017 3:54 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Spreading the holy text
Replies: 13
Views: 4428

Re: Spreading the holy text

There are some lovely fliers on the main Venganza site. Maybe one on those slipped into the front of the Gideon's Bible? They can be printed off on your home printer.

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by Cardinal Fang
Sun Jan 08, 2017 3:52 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Fake 2nd edition
Replies: 138
Views: 34891

Re: Fake 2nd edition

For reference - it is irrelevent that he (supposedly) has permission from some of the authors, because he does not have permission from the Council of the Olive Garden, who are the compilers, moderators, and publishers of the Loose Cannon. As such, he is stealing the work.

Next excuse?

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by Cardinal Fang
Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:05 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Fake 2nd edition
Replies: 138
Views: 34891

Re: Fake 2nd edition

It's not up to those individual authors to contact him and opt out. If he does not have the permission of those authors AND the Council of the Olive Garden - which he does not and never will have, he is stealing those works. End of. Eric/ Eric's aquaintance - tell him this. It is theft . He may not ...
by Cardinal Fang
Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:58 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Philosophy of Death
Replies: 12
Views: 3009

Re: Philosophy of Death

Wasn't Rimmer's view on death "Only the good die young"?

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by Cardinal Fang
Thu Jan 05, 2017 2:24 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Spread The Word (Legally)
Replies: 26
Views: 3530

Re: Spread The Word (Legally)

I'll add a No as well. The Loose Cannon was compiled by The Council of the Olive Garden based on writings submitted by Pastafarians under the divine influence of our Noodly Master. It always was meant to be, and remains, free of charge to everyone, hence why it is available freely on teh interwebz. ...

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