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by Cardinal Fang
Tue May 22, 2007 2:35 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1774298

*Cough*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRRR GGGGGGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sat May 19, 2007 5:13 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Anyone else read Jasper Fforde?
Replies: 0
Views: 2979

Anyone else read Jasper Fforde?

I'm a big fan of Jasper Fforde - he writes 2 series of books - the Thursday Next series and the Jack Spratt series. I highly recommend them - think comedy, action, crime fiction, science fiction and a health dollop of pop culture and literary references all blended together. Bloomin' marvellous (and...
by Cardinal Fang
Sat May 19, 2007 4:57 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Rubbish pirate jokes
Replies: 5
Views: 6432

Rubbish pirate jokes

- Why are pirates pirates? - Because the aaaaaaarrrrrrrr. - Where to Chav pirates shop? - Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr-gos - How to pirates kill their wives/ husbands? - Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr-snic - Which football team do pirates support? - Plymouth Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr-gyle or Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr-snal I warned you the...
by Cardinal Fang
Sat May 19, 2007 4:50 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: New Alias for FSM website
Replies: 3
Views: 2514

Although I guess if the site is literally just pointing to Vengaza, it's ok.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sat May 19, 2007 4:48 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: THEORY OF THE SCRIN
Replies: 13
Views: 5664

Question - how do we know His Noodliness the FSM wasn't pretending to be the scrin in His own whimsical manner?

It would explain why our friend 4th Scrin has found his way here to our community. Perhaps he has been touched by a Noodly Appendage and felt strangely drawn to all things pasta?

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sat May 19, 2007 4:33 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: a letter i want to send:
Replies: 3
Views: 2364

Unlike in the US, the secondary curriculum is set centrally by the Government, so writing to a school's headmaster or even to your Local Education Authority wouldn't have muche effect. I would suggest therefore sending your letter to the Department for Education and Skills, requesting Flying Spaghet...
by Cardinal Fang
Sun May 13, 2007 9:33 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: VERY IMPORTANT FSM INFO ALL BELIVERS MUST READ
Replies: 39
Views: 28174

Question - considering Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is a global religion, what relevence does the US Contitution have at all, especially to the many of us who are not American? Surely we should go with the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, esp: Article 1 All human beings are born free and equal ...
by Cardinal Fang
Sun May 13, 2007 9:22 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Initiation ceremony
Replies: 5
Views: 8148

Initiation ceremony

Seeing the Beeb has us do a Pastafarian initiation ceremony yesterday for the cameras, and there was much discussion about: a) what we should do, and b) what it all meant, perhaps some consensus should be reached about what we do and why (seeing we were making it up as we went along really). My thou...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue May 08, 2007 2:39 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: SPAM
Replies: 12
Views: 9590

*singing* Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.

Seriously though, if its cooked properly, it's quite nice. You can make some lovely pasta sauces with it in.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Tue May 08, 2007 1:59 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Theological question
Replies: 12
Views: 10562

Theological question

A dear friend of mine is aldehyde dehydrogenase deficient - in other words she is allergic to alcohol. She would like to know therefore - in Pastafarian heaven, are there any other beverages other than beer? She would be particularly happy if there was a fountain that gushed tea, as she is particula...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue May 08, 2007 1:50 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: As a Pastafarian, should we not create a pirate name for us?
Replies: 19
Views: 9161

It helps to have a pirate name in case the inquisition/revenue come looking for you. The Spanish Inquisition is already here in the form of me... but seeing I'm a Pastafarian as well, you're not going to be poked with soft cushions quite yet (unless that's your sort of thing obviously) I'm not pick...
by Cardinal Fang
Tue May 08, 2007 1:47 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: OFFICIAL FORUM FOR 12TH MAY LONDON MEETUP-NOTE SLIGHT CHANGE
Replies: 24
Views: 19470

Re: OFFICIAL FORUM FOR 12TH MAY LONDON MEETUP

Henny Penne the Fierce wrote: You can change at the University or at the Golden Hinde- you don’t have to wear your gear on the tube


Awww, why not?! :D
by Cardinal Fang
Tue May 08, 2007 1:44 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: OFFICIAL FORUM FOR 12TH MAY LONDON MEETUP-NOTE SLIGHT CHANGE
Replies: 24
Views: 19470

1) Can you come to the morning filming or just the afternoon? Will try and make the morning one, but depends on traffic/ trains etc from Oxford. 2) If at all, how many people are you bringing with you? Prob just me, but still working on persuading friends. 3) Which pub looks the best to you (make s...
by Cardinal Fang
Sun May 06, 2007 7:36 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Jasper Fforde
Replies: 0
Views: 2922

Jasper Fforde

Anyone else here read Jasper Fforde - The Big Over Easy or the Tuesday Next books? No-one I know has heard of him, yet he is the funniest author out there.

CF
by Cardinal Fang
Sun May 06, 2007 1:31 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: UPDATE- London meetup WILL be on pirate ship- it is booked!!
Replies: 31
Views: 24046

Yay!!!!!!!!!

I don't have to work so I'm definately coming! Got to try to get my pirate waistcoat back off sibling now.

CF

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