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by DaveL
Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:19 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 69190

Good clarification there Solipsy, I'll have make this consistent with Midget protein frenzy encountered in Midgets Book 1. Those little buggers went beserk eating all different animals - I think Gerbils and Hamsters were right up there on the menu. Perhaps in Midgets Book 3, there can be a crackdown...
by DaveL
Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:41 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Midget
Replies: 14
Views: 11727

Sounds Good Solipsy, you've inspired us gal! I've created a monster (flying spaghetti variety of course), so the copying to a new thread must be done in his holy name. It must be seen for all to behold. There are more chapters to come, so I'll need to try and keep this stuff together. For it will be...
by DaveL
Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:13 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Midget
Replies: 14
Views: 11727

Part 2: The Great Boredom Incantation and the Coming of the Midgits Following the great Midget reconciliation, the FSM did but enter a great period of self satisfaction. For his subjects were omnivorous and yet retained their venerable Midgetness. And in the great void feeling pretty damn pleased w...
by DaveL
Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:30 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Midget
Replies: 14
Views: 11727

The Book of Midget

Pastafarians, I'll post this as a seperate scripture item, as this will be written as an epic of Biblical Midget Proportions. Here is Part 1, with Parts 2 and 3 to follow shortly. Cheers Dave THE BOOK OF MIDGETS/MIDGITS Part 1. The Curse of The Bald Midget In the days when the Flying Spaghetti Monst...
by DaveL
Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:50 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Aussie Pastafarians!
Replies: 99
Views: 74778

The only problem i have with hack is we'd only get a 10 min slot. Canane is a champ, but i also thought of apporaching John Saffran and Father Bob, they do the religious gear. Sure. It'd be in the drive time slot though. Good exposure...short coverage. What's happening with John Saffran? This guy w...
by DaveL
Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:34 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: GOSPELS
Replies: 30
Views: 46306

aye, but still, why not Pesto instead of Minnie-me? I was looking for a famous bald midget, and Mini-me is the obvious choice. Bald midgets are the brunt of many wicked gags by the FSM. Being both bald and a midget is a bummer in many regards. Given their original vegetarian status and basil growin...
by DaveL
Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:39 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: GOSPELS
Replies: 30
Views: 46306

Hi Qwerty, It's very subtle really. Have a look at Bobby's picture of the midget/midgit. He's spelt it differently on seperate occasions. This means writing another holy scripture about Midgits. I was thinking of making Part 2 or Part 3 conflict saga between the Midgets vs Midgits. Will have a go at...
by DaveL
Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:07 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: GOSPELS
Replies: 30
Views: 46306

OK Solipsy, This is my first go at this. THE BOOK OF MIDGETS: A PREQUEL TO THE BOOK OF MIDGITS Part 1. The Curse of The Bald Midget In the days when the Flying Spaghetti Monster combed the Bobby mountain, he looked upon the Earth and saw that the land was devoid of chosen subjects. In his awesome no...
by DaveL
Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:25 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Aussie Pastafarians!
Replies: 99
Views: 74778

Triple J will be up for it. They always are. Anything nutty and alternative is W00t there. Plus its a national radio station. Agreed Cerberus, good choice. What about 'Hack' with Steve Cannane. Excellent cutting edge show which isnt afraid to tackle issues like this. http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/h...
by DaveL
Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:51 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8793
Views: 1754876

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-HAR-HAR. How will we know when it be working? The cold seasons be coming? It be nearly fall, and soon the lakes and rivers upon which i fly me flag will freeze over. Arrgghhhh... Youse can feel free to post your own climatoligical evidence that the Arggghhsss's be workin'.
by DaveL
Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:04 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8793
Views: 1754876

Hooo Boy,

Ey dont think it's working just yet me hearties. Keep 'em comin'

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YARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
by DaveL
Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:26 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Aussie Pastafarians!
Replies: 99
Views: 74778

Bowral is pretty close to syd. We need to corner the market DaveL. We have a big population to work on here Cerberus. I would love to do something to spread the word. Surely we could get the FSM into the media. Maybe Auntie Dee Dee could do a radio interview here. BTW, I was listening to ABC radio....
by DaveL
Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:55 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8793
Views: 1754876

Thanks Aunt Dee Dee, for sticky'en me Perpetual Arrggghh!

**Takes a deep breath**

AAAARRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Cmon Pirates, do your bit.

:fsm:
by DaveL
Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:50 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Aussie Pastafarians!
Replies: 99
Views: 74778

Ahoy there Rift!

I be from Old Sydney Town on the Georges River!

Welcome aboard!

:fsm:
by DaveL
Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:09 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Noodly One Seen in Ancient Chinese Art!
Replies: 8
Views: 4845

Wow,

That looks like something you could sell on Ebay. Very authentic representation of the FSM there (sic)

:mrgreen:

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