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by DaveL
Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:30 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Midget
Replies: 14
Views: 11593

The Book of Midget

Pastafarians, I'll post this as a seperate scripture item, as this will be written as an epic of Biblical Midget Proportions. Here is Part 1, with Parts 2 and 3 to follow shortly. Cheers Dave THE BOOK OF MIDGETS/MIDGITS Part 1. The Curse of The Bald Midget In the days when the Flying Spaghetti Monst...
by DaveL
Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:50 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Aussie Pastafarians!
Replies: 99
Views: 73868

The only problem i have with hack is we'd only get a 10 min slot. Canane is a champ, but i also thought of apporaching John Saffran and Father Bob, they do the religious gear. Sure. It'd be in the drive time slot though. Good exposure...short coverage. What's happening with John Saffran? This guy w...
by DaveL
Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:34 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: GOSPELS
Replies: 30
Views: 45580

aye, but still, why not Pesto instead of Minnie-me? I was looking for a famous bald midget, and Mini-me is the obvious choice. Bald midgets are the brunt of many wicked gags by the FSM. Being both bald and a midget is a bummer in many regards. Given their original vegetarian status and basil growin...
by DaveL
Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:39 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: GOSPELS
Replies: 30
Views: 45580

Hi Qwerty, It's very subtle really. Have a look at Bobby's picture of the midget/midgit. He's spelt it differently on seperate occasions. This means writing another holy scripture about Midgits. I was thinking of making Part 2 or Part 3 conflict saga between the Midgets vs Midgits. Will have a go at...
by DaveL
Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:07 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: GOSPELS
Replies: 30
Views: 45580

OK Solipsy, This is my first go at this. THE BOOK OF MIDGETS: A PREQUEL TO THE BOOK OF MIDGITS Part 1. The Curse of The Bald Midget In the days when the Flying Spaghetti Monster combed the Bobby mountain, he looked upon the Earth and saw that the land was devoid of chosen subjects. In his awesome no...
by DaveL
Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:25 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Aussie Pastafarians!
Replies: 99
Views: 73868

Triple J will be up for it. They always are. Anything nutty and alternative is W00t there. Plus its a national radio station. Agreed Cerberus, good choice. What about 'Hack' with Steve Cannane. Excellent cutting edge show which isnt afraid to tackle issues like this. http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/h...
by DaveL
Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:51 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8786
Views: 1734634

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-HAR-HAR. How will we know when it be working? The cold seasons be coming? It be nearly fall, and soon the lakes and rivers upon which i fly me flag will freeze over. Arrgghhhh... Youse can feel free to post your own climatoligical evidence that the Arggghhsss's be workin'.
by DaveL
Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:04 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8786
Views: 1734634

Hooo Boy,

Ey dont think it's working just yet me hearties. Keep 'em comin'

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YARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
by DaveL
Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:26 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Aussie Pastafarians!
Replies: 99
Views: 73868

Bowral is pretty close to syd. We need to corner the market DaveL. We have a big population to work on here Cerberus. I would love to do something to spread the word. Surely we could get the FSM into the media. Maybe Auntie Dee Dee could do a radio interview here. BTW, I was listening to ABC radio....
by DaveL
Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:55 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8786
Views: 1734634

Thanks Aunt Dee Dee, for sticky'en me Perpetual Arrggghh!

**Takes a deep breath**

AAAARRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Cmon Pirates, do your bit.

:fsm:
by DaveL
Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:50 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Aussie Pastafarians!
Replies: 99
Views: 73868

Ahoy there Rift!

I be from Old Sydney Town on the Georges River!

Welcome aboard!

:fsm:
by DaveL
Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:09 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Noodly One Seen in Ancient Chinese Art!
Replies: 8
Views: 4822

Wow,

That looks like something you could sell on Ebay. Very authentic representation of the FSM there (sic)

:mrgreen:
by DaveL
Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:17 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Pasta Trinity
Replies: 16
Views: 12421

The Pasta Trinity

I was wondering if anyone would enlighten me on the concept of the FSM Holy Trinity.

Is the FSM capable of being both Father, Son and Holy Sauce?
by DaveL
Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:58 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Genesis Chapter I
Replies: 64
Views: 50083

Re: Genesis Chapter I

and the balls were created and gently lodged into his mass. Were the balls made of seasoned mince meat? If so, was there an intelligent meat ball designer involved? Meat balls are irreducibly complex you know. Take away one meat ball and the FSM will have a tough time being both omnipresent and omn...

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