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by ChowMein
Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:56 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Ayn Rand
Replies: 62
Views: 49658

Hello Mr. Galt, Loved Atlas Shrugged and Fountainhead,i couldn't put them down.I was even reading them when i was supposed to be working(in an architect's office at the time). Thankfully i didn't get canned, being the entire staff at the time helped. I must say though,however enthralled i was with s...
by ChowMein
Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:28 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What is the strangest movie you have ever seen?
Replies: 245
Views: 160852

Hi Folks!
Fantastic Planet springs to mind,French animated film.It apparently enjoys "cult" status last i heard of it.
by ChowMein
Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:18 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: V for Vendetta
Replies: 53
Views: 39568

And i thought i was the only one to have read V for Vendetta,Thank FSM i am not alone.Alan Moore is a writer par excellance!!IF you enjoyed V,read Watchmen,Miracleman and his comic book stories with DC and others. The original comics are pricey,so i would advise obtaining reprints or dogeared copies...
by ChowMein
Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:56 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Canadian Pastafarians Unite!
Replies: 255
Views: 201025

Hey Vancouverites! I havn't been back in years,maybe this summer,i hope.I must go up island to visit friends and fambly. Anyhow, i have a question,is Brickhouse still together?I used to see them in a pub on East Hastings(i think it was Hastings).That was in 1999CE and later that year the pub was clo...
by ChowMein
Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 62686

CHAPTER NINE:LANCE'S STORY "Why must you always be first",moaned Fabio. " Because i'm the captain,thats why"! Lancelot La Fleur,after graduating from Oxford with a degree in botony, majoring in flower arrangement, received the Queen from his father. It seems that dad had hoped be...
by ChowMein
Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 62686

CHAPTER EIGHT:ARR! MY HEAD! arr... my head... ...can't be... Back on the Raging Queen !My hammock!My wok!Stuff in wok! My birthday! Again?!, I"m three! How dids't they manage?"Why did you guys knock me out "?"Sorry mate,habit"." Meet Lee,he joined up when we went lookin...
by ChowMein
Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:46 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 62686

CHAPTER SEVEN: ARE THOSE KERCHEIFS AWAVING?!? Two days were spent gathering spices for trade,the captain found me indespensible in selection of same,thus proving my worth.The shore leave prooved a FSMsend for Billy Budlight finds it neccessary to regal me with endless chatter. "We shall make ha...
by ChowMein
Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:49 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 62686

CHAPTER SIX:COOKING THE COOK! I found myself in a cauldron amidst a fierce looking buncha guys. Only one was smiling,after a blink or three I made him out. " Hey Carl! whazzup! It was my bunky, Carl from Le Cordon Bleu! "Hey Chow been a stretch,ya look good bud,gonna taste good to!" A...
by ChowMein
Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:00 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 62686

CHAPTER FIVE:LOOK WHO"S COMING TO DINNER! The ship drew within the range of the handy little spyglass that Art gave me for my birthday. A black standard indicated that the ship was a pirate vessel. 'It's a pirate ship,Cap." " O goodie, who is it" " Not sure yet,i'll need ano...
by ChowMein
Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:37 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 62686

CHAPTER FOUR:WHERE THE FSM ARE WE! Twas a fortnight until the Queen twas ready to depart.The crew being hesitant to leave without laundering the sails. An equally onerous task twas the drying, polishing and oiling of the chain and anchor. I spent my time in the hammock i got for my birthday watching...
by ChowMein
Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:19 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 62686

pirate chef will be back shortly
by ChowMein
Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 62686

CHAPTER THREE:THE MERRY SEAMEN OF THE RAGING QUEEN The crew approached me with their gifts, beaming as they placed the colourful packages in my Wok. They introduced themselves;Lance,Brucie(Bruce),Rock(Rocque),Landy(Orlandro),Steffie(Steffano),Fabian,Liberace,Hoary(Horace),Leung Wang,Bertie(Albert),S...
by ChowMein
Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:06 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 62686

CHAPTER TWO:SHANGAIED IN SHANGHAI This morn all hands greeted the day with a generous breakfast of penne in a robust pesto sauce with pine nuts. The Commodore expressing a smile of satisfaction after the successful defense of a veritable sneaky attack of pirates led by the dastardly surgeon pirate D...
by ChowMein
Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:10 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 62686

Pirate Chef on the High Seas

Chapter One:Introduction Call me Phil, well... nevermind, for none hath since my mother.I hath been addressed as Chowmein since my first posting as cook aboard the "Pile of Junk" . Enough now of fond memories I must garner my attention for this nights menu. This day, being a friday, shall ...
by ChowMein
Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:23 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3990
Views: 855026

...my posterior .... which could be my twin , i suppose , ... then again ....

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