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by ChowMein
Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:57 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 63529

SHIPS TO PILLAGE! With great anticipation we set sail northwards with the thought of ripe ships with ripe strippers on my mind.A shame Ole Bart didn't hang around for the fun. It was only moments wilst in my comtemplations did the call ring out,"ship to port"! A mad scramble for the spygla...
by ChowMein
Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:58 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 63529

CHAPTER TEN:FRAT BROTHERS It came to my attention the Cap and crew of the Queen did not form as most pirate crews would form. The time honoured means being of course kidnapped while drunk,hung over,sleeping or conscious and sober. No sirs and madams, these guys with the exception of Lee,are frat bro...
by ChowMein
Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:56 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Ayn Rand
Replies: 62
Views: 50121

Hello Mr. Galt, Loved Atlas Shrugged and Fountainhead,i couldn't put them down.I was even reading them when i was supposed to be working(in an architect's office at the time). Thankfully i didn't get canned, being the entire staff at the time helped. I must say though,however enthralled i was with s...
by ChowMein
Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:28 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What is the strangest movie you have ever seen?
Replies: 245
Views: 163540

Hi Folks!
Fantastic Planet springs to mind,French animated film.It apparently enjoys "cult" status last i heard of it.
by ChowMein
Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:18 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: V for Vendetta
Replies: 53
Views: 39977

And i thought i was the only one to have read V for Vendetta,Thank FSM i am not alone.Alan Moore is a writer par excellance!!IF you enjoyed V,read Watchmen,Miracleman and his comic book stories with DC and others. The original comics are pricey,so i would advise obtaining reprints or dogeared copies...
by ChowMein
Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:56 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Canadian Pastafarians Unite!
Replies: 255
Views: 204890

Hey Vancouverites! I havn't been back in years,maybe this summer,i hope.I must go up island to visit friends and fambly. Anyhow, i have a question,is Brickhouse still together?I used to see them in a pub on East Hastings(i think it was Hastings).That was in 1999CE and later that year the pub was clo...
by ChowMein
Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 63529

CHAPTER NINE:LANCE'S STORY "Why must you always be first",moaned Fabio. " Because i'm the captain,thats why"! Lancelot La Fleur,after graduating from Oxford with a degree in botony, majoring in flower arrangement, received the Queen from his father. It seems that dad had hoped be...
by ChowMein
Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 63529

CHAPTER EIGHT:ARR! MY HEAD! arr... my head... ...can't be... Back on the Raging Queen !My hammock!My wok!Stuff in wok! My birthday! Again?!, I"m three! How dids't they manage?"Why did you guys knock me out "?"Sorry mate,habit"." Meet Lee,he joined up when we went lookin...
by ChowMein
Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:46 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 63529

CHAPTER SEVEN: ARE THOSE KERCHEIFS AWAVING?!? Two days were spent gathering spices for trade,the captain found me indespensible in selection of same,thus proving my worth.The shore leave prooved a FSMsend for Billy Budlight finds it neccessary to regal me with endless chatter. "We shall make ha...
by ChowMein
Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:49 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 63529

CHAPTER SIX:COOKING THE COOK! I found myself in a cauldron amidst a fierce looking buncha guys. Only one was smiling,after a blink or three I made him out. " Hey Carl! whazzup! It was my bunky, Carl from Le Cordon Bleu! "Hey Chow been a stretch,ya look good bud,gonna taste good to!" A...
by ChowMein
Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:00 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 63529

CHAPTER FIVE:LOOK WHO"S COMING TO DINNER! The ship drew within the range of the handy little spyglass that Art gave me for my birthday. A black standard indicated that the ship was a pirate vessel. 'It's a pirate ship,Cap." " O goodie, who is it" " Not sure yet,i'll need ano...
by ChowMein
Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:37 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 63529

CHAPTER FOUR:WHERE THE FSM ARE WE! Twas a fortnight until the Queen twas ready to depart.The crew being hesitant to leave without laundering the sails. An equally onerous task twas the drying, polishing and oiling of the chain and anchor. I spent my time in the hammock i got for my birthday watching...
by ChowMein
Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:19 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 63529

pirate chef will be back shortly
by ChowMein
Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 63529

CHAPTER THREE:THE MERRY SEAMEN OF THE RAGING QUEEN The crew approached me with their gifts, beaming as they placed the colourful packages in my Wok. They introduced themselves;Lance,Brucie(Bruce),Rock(Rocque),Landy(Orlandro),Steffie(Steffano),Fabian,Liberace,Hoary(Horace),Leung Wang,Bertie(Albert),S...
by ChowMein
Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:06 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Chef on the High Seas
Replies: 91
Views: 63529

CHAPTER TWO:SHANGAIED IN SHANGHAI This morn all hands greeted the day with a generous breakfast of penne in a robust pesto sauce with pine nuts. The Commodore expressing a smile of satisfaction after the successful defense of a veritable sneaky attack of pirates led by the dastardly surgeon pirate D...

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