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by black bart
Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:32 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2077389

Re: The Person Below Me

...KNORKS ALIVE!

TPBM is full of the milk of human kindness.
by black bart
Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:26 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3198
Views: 540857

Re: Did you know?

Did you know that James the IV of Scotland was the last Scottish King to die in battle? [pedant]Technically, the Union of England and Scotland didn't happen until 1603 when Liz the First popped her clogs so Jim (who died in 1513) was a Scottish king, not a British one.[/pedant] Edit - It turns out ...
by black bart
Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:13 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2052892

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned because your "Get out of banning free card" is clearly marked "Chad Valley" and is therefore not legal tender.
by black bart
Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:02 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2535322

Re: Lies!

(I have a piece of Uluru, an old lady gave me it...or I may have pinched it from her house. I'll photograph it and post it on Facebook...as long as I don't get into trouble with the natives!)

^Can easily say wucken furries after a crate of XXXX.
by black bart
Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:59 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5360
Views: 827161

Re: Word of the Day

Nicoless adj

1. To Forget to don ones underwear
by black bart
Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:55 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 882609

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...also known as "Thee Colonel" who was rumoured to ave managed the infamous "Elivis Pegsley" who's hits included:
by black bart
Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:53 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3818906

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Last post in the name of The Black Spot
by black bart
Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:51 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 841264

Re: What are you reading right now?

Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel. I started by disliking it, then after a few pages I got hooked. A most unusual narrative style, conveying great events in a stream of small details. Also, here Thomas Cromwell is a decent bloke, which is different. I might have a go at reading that...by modern accounts T...
by black bart
Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:49 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: CURRENT Television
Replies: 903
Views: 244803

Re: CURRENT Television

^Indeed, some of the latest comedy has not got anything like the bite of the old stuff. For example in a classic 'Black Adder III' episode last night I guffawed at the personification of the Duke of Wellington by Stephen Fry with such brilliant lines as: "I would like to present you (the Prince...
by black bart
Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:43 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3198
Views: 540857

Re: Did you know?

Did you know that James the IV of Scotland was the last British King to die in battle?
by black bart
Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:34 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2535322

Re: Lies!

^never uses the national motto of Australia: "no worries mate".
by black bart
Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:28 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2052892

Re: The Your Banned Game

^You're banned cos it's a Monday...I hate Mondays.
by black bart
Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:24 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 882609

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...such legends of thee poop deck entertainment business as:
by black bart
Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:19 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Picture Association Game !
Replies: 2744
Views: 494249

Re: Picture Association Game !

He's dreaming of this:

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