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by black bart
Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:53 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 938
Views: 271656

Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Why, M'lady Bacon, I would have thought you might have given your gardener very explicit directions on how to tend to his lady's garden to your satisfaction. Quite, quite Lord Roystone, I am glad you brought the subject of lady gardens up. If not tended to by gardeners of the highest skill they can...
by black bart
Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:49 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2149
Views: 732369

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

She was a right looker though.
by black bart
Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:42 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Picture Association Game !
Replies: 2744
Views: 484204

Re: Picture Association Game !

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by black bart
Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:40 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 4078363

Re: Word association game

My dad's next door neighbour has the following sign on his gate:

A fisherman lives here with the best catch of his life.

I can't work out if that's a terrible fish based insult to his good woman
by black bart
Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:36 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2010537

Re: The Your Banned Game

^Banned and got rid of He's ruining our lives Banned and got rid of He's ruining our lives We're the dandy highwaymen so tired of excuses We want a mixture of white rum and exotic juices We're the dandy highwaymen and here's our invitation Take your medicine like a man and prepare for banination bo ...
by black bart
Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:14 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 4078363

Re: Word association game

old trout
by black bart
Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:10 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2010537

Re: The Your Banned Game

^He was born with a pasta spoon in his mouth The knorks on his girlfriends chest faced east instead of south And now you blink your one good eye You wear yer gyant hat and cry It's a pirates life I am gonna try I shall loot and pillage as I pass by, I pass by Baninate him says me Baninate him withou...
by black bart
Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:00 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2490733

Re: Lies!

^all he wants for Xmas is his two front teeth
by black bart
Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:56 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 635639

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

^ye've not looked so good since ye last had yer bottom scraped clean o barnacles.
by black bart
Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:54 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 868023

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...well tis about toim nef Yoo did his dutee an emptied the dunny afore it overflows again...the last toim it appened there was a terrible...
by black bart
Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:52 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 938
Views: 271656

Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Well Lord Dave...I believe it involves talking in an unspeakably guttural fashion...rather like ones gardeners on ones estates down in Somerset and Cornwall.
by black bart
Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:57 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Sports
Replies: 1492
Views: 351665

Re: Sports

:shocked:
by black bart
Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:55 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3198
Views: 532546

Re: Did you know?

Who are you?
by black bart
Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:54 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2149
Views: 732369

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

We have entry for Miss September: Mary Queen of Scots http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/Mary_Stuart_Queen.jpg/220px-Mary_Stuart_Queen.jpg Name: Mary Occupation: Queen of the Scots (intermittently) Likes: Haggis, Deep Fried Mars Bars, Buckfast Tonic Wine Dislikes: Me husband Lo...
by black bart
Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:34 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Sports
Replies: 1492
Views: 351665

Re: Sports

Quite stunning...but an English Cricketer called Graham Gooch beats em all:

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