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by Pastafarian Pirate
Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:23 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2505418

^rolled himself in flour and tried to aim for his own wet spot
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:35 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2505418

^spent $4,000 on a box of dehydrated water last year.
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:53 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Just a Joke, Right?
Replies: 24
Views: 13580

If you can tick a box next to it in the Census in the "what religion are you?" section, then it's a religion - apparently Therefore - Jedi is a religion (If more than 500,000 people put a the same religion in the "other" box then the next census will have it with it's on ticky b...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:54 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Just a Joke, Right?
Replies: 24
Views: 13580

Re: Just a Joke, Right?

Oh, and to whatever Pastafarian Pirate will inevitably respond to the "This is just a joke" part with, I resolutely quench my face up. *sigh... Well, I suppose I should be flattered... but yet I'm not. Anyhooooo... because you specifically hung it out there and wanted to know my thoughts ...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:51 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2505418

^wrote several witty and intellectually esoteric cartoons for The New Yorker

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:31 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2505418

^poured spot remover on his dog, and now can't find him anymore
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:58 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Joe Republican (this is awsome, really, read it)
Replies: 25
Views: 14051

MPTrooper wrote:Now you know! And Knowing is half the battle!

GI JOE!

If only we could add the graphic with that!
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:45 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2505418

^invented the design that shows us how to put batteries into things

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:28 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Joe Republican (this is awsome, really, read it)
Replies: 25
Views: 14051

::blink:: AFAIK, we are prohibited from attacking ANY hospital or MASH unit, just like how we can't murder an injured or sick enemy soldier. Well, MP, then I was mistaken. It happens from time to time. I was looking at this from my point of view, not from the view of the GC. Thanks for letting me k...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:45 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Joe Republican (this is awsome, really, read it)
Replies: 25
Views: 14051

I have no problem with making all efforts in limiting the number of civilian casualties, but when you deliberately put your military installations next to civilian ones, well, that was your own dumb planning, or an evil attempt to exploit the GC, in either case, you lose. I speak for all of America ...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:50 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Joe Republican (this is awsome, really, read it)
Replies: 25
Views: 14051

Eh... who gets to Geneva these days anyhow? War is not about fighting fair. It is about winning.
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by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:46 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Joe Republican (this is awsome, really, read it)
Replies: 25
Views: 14051

This is a common argument. Like the bombing of the hospital in Grenada, during the invasion. Any comment on that? Cardinal Queequeg No comment on Grenada.... however.... In times of war, taking out the hospitals does curtail the enemy's ability to heal themselves, so it would be a valid objective i...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:41 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Joe Republican (this is awsome, really, read it)
Replies: 25
Views: 14051

... it's basically about someone being in a dark cave and comparing that to being not known, and when you try to show the person the truth/bring him out into the light he will do everything in his ability to not let that happen because he thinks you're wrong and thinks he's right. It's just philoso...
by Pastafarian Pirate
Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:37 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2505418

^Owns a huge collection of porn on Betamax

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by Pastafarian Pirate
Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:08 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2505418

^is my mother

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