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by daniel
Mon May 29, 2006 1:44 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Tax Break!
Replies: 10
Views: 9740

While tax fraud is a serious business that can result in hard prison time, there's certainly something to be said for establishing Pastafarianism as a recognized religion, and ordaining ministers. Said ministers could perform marriages, and whatever else ministers get to do. I think it'd be cool to ...
by daniel
Mon May 29, 2006 1:30 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What Is Your Italian Name?
Replies: 30
Views: 17432

I have not used the name generator. My real name, like my screen name, is Daniel. I happen to know the Italian version is the same. But pronounced with an Italian accent. My Spanish name is Daniel also, again, pronounced with a Spanish accent. Just because Spaghetti is often associated with Italy se...
by daniel
Mon May 29, 2006 1:01 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Huh?
Replies: 20
Views: 15408

With apologies to "Catch 22": I do not believe in God. But the god I don't believe in is a tolerant god with a sense of humor, who wants us to have a good time and be nice to each other. In other words, he's the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The only god (in my limited experience) who's never ...
by daniel
Mon May 29, 2006 12:39 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The beer volcano
Replies: 8
Views: 6580

The beer volcano

Apologies if this has been discussed before. But this seems like an important issue: The stuff that comes out of normal volcanos here on earth is very very hot. It's so hot you cannot touch it, much less drink it. Does the beer come out of the beer volcano hot? Or cold? Since it began as an earthly ...
by daniel
Sun May 28, 2006 2:02 am
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: ESPAÑA CONVERSA
Replies: 29
Views: 46150

Acabo de encontrar este hilo. No soy español, ni vivo en España, pero vivía en España (Sevilla -- "Quien no ha visto Sevilla, no ha visto maravilla.") hace cinco años. Vivía allá por un año y medio, primero en la calle Capitán Pérez de Sevilla por 5 ó 6 meses, y después por un ...
by daniel
Sun May 28, 2006 1:24 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: SPOKANE, WA
Replies: 11
Views: 9149

There's a really good Indian restaurant here in the Valley, called Top of India, on Sprague, kind of near University. While one should definitely eat noodles sometimes, it wouldn't be healthy to eat them all the time, and I think we can say with confidence that pirates would have often visited India...
by daniel
Fri May 26, 2006 2:18 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: SPOKANE, WA
Replies: 11
Views: 9149

A flag and a lawnmower sound like a pretty good alternative to a pirate ship, especially since the one is for land and the other is for the sea. I fear it would take a very long time to sail it from Sammamish to Spokane. But if you're willing to undertake the trip, you would meet with a hearty pirat...
by daniel
Wed May 24, 2006 1:51 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: My experience with Christians At school
Replies: 33
Views: 23555

OOH definitions! Now define 'god (or gods)'. There's one or two here at the moment... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: (note to new members: we had a big multipage screaming match [so to speak] a while back about these very definitions, so I enjoy new versions. Fun times. No more screaming m...
by daniel
Tue May 23, 2006 10:02 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: My experience with Christians At school
Replies: 33
Views: 23555

Since nobody can know whether there is or is not a god (or gods) the terms "athiest," "theist," and "agnostic" refer to belief. I define the terms as follows: Theist: A person who believes there is a god or gods. Hard theist: A person who thinks he knows there is a god....
by daniel
Mon May 22, 2006 6:13 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: My experience with Christians At school
Replies: 33
Views: 23555

... suggest to these so-called Christians that they actually READ their Bibles and note the lack of hatred and violence preached there. Actually, the Bible has a bit of everything, especially if you include both parts. There's some poetry, some mythology, some history, some fiction... and quite a l...
by daniel
Mon May 22, 2006 5:36 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Vegepastafarians
Replies: 34
Views: 28786

Gosh! Ya learn something every day.
by daniel
Mon May 22, 2006 5:31 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3150681

P.S. Say, Wald, where is EICHTINGCH? Is that in Germany?
by daniel
Mon May 22, 2006 5:27 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3150681

And yet, the Pastafarian theory of gravity depends precisely on the Noodly Appendages, suggesting that the FSM really is something very like spaghetti, otherwise we'd all float off into space. And besides, I really like the idea that the world was created by a bowl of spaghetti (even if the bowl is ...
by daniel
Mon May 22, 2006 1:53 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: SPOKANE, WA
Replies: 11
Views: 9149

SPOKANE, WA

I've just discovered this site (as you can see by my low post count). If there are any Pastafarians in Spokane, it would be fun to get together. I am, more specifically, a pastaprimavarian agnostic (still uncertain whether the FSM it literal or allegorical -- though it makes more sense than any othe...
by daniel
Mon May 22, 2006 1:42 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Vegepastafarians
Replies: 34
Views: 28786

Shouldn't it be "pastaprimavarian"? "Vegepastafarian" just sounds so unimaginative.

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