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by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:31 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Axis of Weevil
Replies: 49
Views: 19708

Re: Axis of Weevil

A moighty foine hoidea, me ol' chumbuckit, but we've gotta figyoor owt what we's goan ta do wiv our organ-ie-zay-shin, eh? We's best sawt owt some henemies, eh?
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:59 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1436
Views: 385498

Re: Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Rainswept! I have no present for you, but accept this:
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by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:19 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What's The Last Movie You Saw?
Replies: 2910
Views: 598944

Re: What's The Last Movie You Saw?

tris wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote: I haven't finished one in about two weeks (that's what I get for reading the Wheel of Time series!).
'cos it was so bad that it's put you off reading for an indefinite period?
No, the series is actually very good, it's just far too huge!
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:48 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What's The Last Movie You Saw?
Replies: 2910
Views: 598944

Re: What's The Last Movie You Saw?

Read the book. It will blow ye awaye. You read too much... such kids are dangerous (I guess listening to Trogdor is what makes you almost normal!) Just out of interest.. how many books do you devour a week? Two or three, but I haven't been reading much, so I haven't finished one in about two weeks ...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:11 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3730486

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Where is that from?!

Last Post.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:10 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Life is too short for . . .
Replies: 505
Views: 136249

Re: Life is too short for . . .

Life is too short for not being slapped hard across the face.

And then being given an icepack, a nice comfy couch to rest upon, and maybe a wench or two.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:56 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What's The Last Movie You Saw?
Replies: 2910
Views: 598944

Re: What's The Last Movie You Saw?

Read the book. It will blow ye awaye.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:39 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8786
Views: 1733724

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

yar
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:48 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Sports
Replies: 1492
Views: 347497

Re: Sports

Unbelievable! The Finnigan's Fumblers won the World Derbybowl this year over the Tigers! zI tell you, their hometown of Temperancebacon will be going off, all fourteen and a half of their population! Everyone thought they were going to be beat in the Lasertag round, but they camme back with some bri...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:23 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 4183
Views: 802814

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Rainswept wrote:I better not find out that taxpayers ended up paying for that.
But that's the very spirit of capitalism! :jack:
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:21 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 818935

Re: What are you reading right now?

PantyGnawer wrote:A short history of nearly everything by Bill Bryson. Two chapters into it and I'm pretty much ready to concede that this will be the greatest book I've ever read!
Just wait 'til you read his other stuff!
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:44 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Complete the Piratey Headline
Replies: 105
Views: 56425

Re: Complete the Piratey Headline

Ubi Dubius wrote:Nef Yoo Joins Axis of Weevil; PM Bemoans"Ack! Polly want vengeance! Ack!"


Public furious over Axis of Weevil ******** beloved children's classic, *******!
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:42 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8786
Views: 1733724

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

'Ows about ze 'Hover ove ze Valkyries'?
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:41 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Axis of Weevil
Replies: 49
Views: 19708

Re: Axis of Weevil

Yarr, oi also want the roll ove 'First Adfiser ta the Stars' 'coz oi loik dem celebbities on Bold anna Bootful.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:20 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Axis of Weevil
Replies: 49
Views: 19708

Re: Axis of Weevil

Yarr, oi wanna join! Oi be gud atte embroidery, doily-placin' an' turkey carvin!

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