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by Detective TurtleHolmes
Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:44 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 642256

YAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH-HEEEE!
Sort of YeeHa! (My own creation)
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:53 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 837979

I just finished Bill Bryson's A short History of Nearly Everything. It's an awesome book. I would advise it to anybody who has even a faint interest in science. And then everybody else.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:47 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: A Pirate with an 11 foot tinny. (A boat)
Replies: 8
Views: 4465

Yarr! I have finished the mast! It be nought but a few broomsticks 'nd a sheet with a bucket on top, but it still be a mast! Yarr!

I would post pictures, but me camera is 'swabbin the poopdeck' meaning, it's crapped it.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:21 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 642256

Re: Compliment

Skunk Snortin (only for medicinal purposes) Scantily Clad Mother , the Aztecs tell me she be doin a great job in the Temple of Procreation Starpid Voice Why thankee! YAAARRRRRGGGHHH! Per'aps I should revise me insults. How 'bout Ye're a buck-toothed poopdeck swabbin' scum infested lass of a man! Ho...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:11 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Discworld, anyone?
Replies: 75
Views: 46771

My favourite characters would have to be Quoth, the raven, Sam Vimes and The Grim Reaper. Everybody else is great too. Oh, and Lobsang Ludd.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:03 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: the FINISH the SENTENCE game...
Replies: 37
Views: 17599

Re: the FINISH the SENTENCE game...

...overheard on Star Trek this am... Kirk: "You'll be killed!" Other starship captain: "I've been prepared for death ever since I killed my crew." And now for mine: 1. "I'm not prepared for death! I don't have my overnight bag!" 2. "I'm fully prepared for death. A...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:58 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: One in four adult Americans did not read a book last year
Replies: 16
Views: 10839

Well, I must say that i'm glad that I live in Australia. A lot of people read books here. But i don't know everybody. I myself read books by the truckload. I have two bookcases, they're both full, i've read them all, and I've had to pile them on the floor. I have over 1000 books, I'd say. :worship: ...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:53 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Favourite Terry Pratchett book
Replies: 1
Views: 3169

Favourite Terry Pratchett book

Mine, without question, would have to be Thief of Time. It's just plain excellent.

What are yours?
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:50 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 642256

Ye're lilly l'vered skunk snortin' poop scrubbin' yarr scantly dressed mither!
And ye 'av a starpid voice!

Yarr! :worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm_yarr:
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:29 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: A Pirate with an 11 foot tinny. (A boat)
Replies: 8
Views: 4465

This is just a quick mspaint sketch, but it's the basic design.
[img][img]http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/288/fsmpirateflagbx7.th.png[/img][/img]
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:18 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: A Pirate with an 11 foot tinny. (A boat)
Replies: 8
Views: 4465

Nice. I think i'll do something with FSM's noodly appendages curled around crossed swords. Yeah.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:09 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Usernames That Are Almost Certainly Available
Replies: 697
Views: 222815

How about...

Jawhol_Mein_Fuhrer

Dimplebottom00Noleftnut

IHatePirates

Jesus_Is_My_Doorman

And_Now_For_Something_Completely_Different

Kaiser( . Y . )Wilhelm


:worship: :fsm:
:pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:01 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: All George Bush jokes go here
Replies: 0
Views: 2140

All George Bush jokes go here

As the title says, stick all of your GWB jokes here. No offence meant to all that follow him. Here's mine: George Bush was receiving his daily report from his Defence Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld. During the report, he said; "And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq." Geor...
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:54 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: A Pirate with an 11 foot tinny. (A boat)
Replies: 8
Views: 4465

A Pirate with an 11 foot tinny. (A boat)

Since becoming a pastafarian, I have taken it upon myself to turn my old 11 foot tinny into a pirate ship. But first, I need a flag. Anybody got any good flag designs they would like to share?

I reassure everybody that there will be pics of me 'seaworthy frigate' uploaded before too long.
by Detective TurtleHolmes
Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:49 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3167582

Good day, fellow Pastafarians.

I'm quite sure that nobody will read this, but anyway, I'm Pastaciple Mitch, pirate name being Shoutin' Bill Smythe, and I am the rootinest', tootinest', buccaneriest' pirate this side of the East Blue.

Extremely glad to be a part of this great religion. :fsm_yarr:

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