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by Qwertyuiopasd
Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:23 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Announcement regarding the Loose Canon, 2nd Edition
Replies: 29
Views: 18795

Announcement regarding the Loose Canon, 2nd Edition

Official Call for Scriptural Submissions Attention all Pastafarians! The Council of Olive Garden is seeking submissions to be canonized into the Second Edition of the Loose Canon. If you have any inspiration, revelation, long-lost and recently translated scripture, please contact us! Submissions ma...
by Qwertyuiopasd
Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:59 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Converting
Replies: 19
Views: 20997

Re: Not Converting 100%

daftbeaker wrote:Is this a Qwerty post I see before me? :idiot:


No, but only because you're clearly confused about what "before" means. :lurk:
by Qwertyuiopasd
Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:41 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Converting
Replies: 19
Views: 20997

Re: Not Converting 100%

It's ok to be a Pastafarian but you should probably hold on to your old religion as a supplement. If you shoot for low moral standards you will certainly succeed. If you shoot for high moral standards you will certainly fail constantly and continually hate yourself. Are you suggesting Pastafarianis...
by Qwertyuiopasd
Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:02 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - East Asian Material
Replies: 24
Views: 21097

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - East Asian Material

Just wanted to include links to my submissions for the Dao Bao Jing here, for ease of record keeping. First is one I submitted a while ago, but will hopefully get around to adding at least one chapter to: The Teachings of Lao Mein . The second I just posted, and is a one-off between the student and ...
by Qwertyuiopasd
Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:58 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Student and the Master
Replies: 5
Views: 6116

The Student and the Master

So here's something I wrote for the Dao Bao Jing a while back. Wasn't sure if I'd write another chapter, or if it works better as just a stand alone. I can't think of a good second chapter or other topic for an interaction between these two figures, so I thought I'd just post it already. I would inv...
by Qwertyuiopasd
Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:13 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What's The Last Movie You Saw?
Replies: 2907
Views: 584316

Re: What's The Last Movie You Saw?

Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing is gold. Echoed. Also, we saw WWZ and Pacific Rim, enjoyed both. My one comment about WWZ is that the pacing near the end seemed a bit... off? Haven't been able to pinpoint it exactly, but the best I can say is that I wasn't expecting it to end when it did. Sinc...
by Qwertyuiopasd
Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:41 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot
Replies: 59
Views: 35999

Re: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot

Temp0ral wrote:Things.


I love you.
by Qwertyuiopasd
Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:37 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot
Replies: 59
Views: 35999

Re: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot

On a somewhat related topic: Bobby Henderson can't own the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is an idea. Ideas are not protected under copyright.r Intellectual Property? Also, you've posted some copyright infringement guidelines (something with the word statutory damages I think?). Those all refer to th...
by Qwertyuiopasd
Sun Jul 14, 2013 11:27 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot
Replies: 59
Views: 35999

Re: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot

But the minute money is charged for a book, or the book is mass produced in any way, you are breaking the law, unless or until such time as all contributors and copyright shoulders have given explicit written permission. Yeah, the spirit of the Loose Canon is to be not for profit, and even more tha...
by Qwertyuiopasd
Wed May 08, 2013 10:55 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What Is Love in FSM? (FSM vs The Media)
Replies: 6
Views: 4376

Re: What Is Love in FSM? (FSM vs The Media)

I feel like our Noodly Lord would define love as "really really really liking something, y'know?" or "how I feel about beer, midgets, and pirates." So if your response to the loss of something loved is to spitefully turn the a/c off and the heat up to 85 or 90 F, then you might b...
by Qwertyuiopasd
Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:52 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Show your Desktop
Replies: 59
Views: 37829

Re: Show your Desktop

Obligatory: "That's no moon, that's a space station!" reference.
by Qwertyuiopasd
Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:59 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 365
Views: 262953

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Well, if we're going to be purists about this, then I would like to point out that I think the proper doctrine involves worshipping the cosmic deity transcendent of all reality, which we understand in our mortal minds as a flying spaghetti monster, as opposed to worshipping a few pixels in a flash g...
by Qwertyuiopasd
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:55 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 365
Views: 262953

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote: Ate him. :cry:


Is not ours a most proper and delicious religion?
by Qwertyuiopasd
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:06 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Is the FSM a "Legal Religion"?
Replies: 12
Views: 13271

Re: Is the FSM a "Legal Religion"?

De facto, I don't think any religion can be "illegal" in the United States, no matter how silly others may think it. As far as actually having a church - that is, an institution - I don't know if there is one on a national level in any country. Bobby never set one up, so it's not like all ...
by Qwertyuiopasd
Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:00 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 365
Views: 262953

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

He's in this game on Newgrounds, Effing Worms Xmas, the holiday themed installment of a fun little rampage game series. Beat the game, and either take the santa hat or get good enough at jumping up into the air and if you go high enough in the sky, you should find His Noodliness.

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