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by StayThirstyMyAguila
Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:57 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5363
Views: 832001

Re: Word of the Day

by StayThirstyMyAguila
Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:54 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2067023

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for your lack of big words. How DARE you?!?!?!?
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:41 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Spread The Word (Legally)
Replies: 26
Views: 4182

Spread The Word (Legally)

I realize that the prophet, Bobby Henderson, wanted no one to sell T-shirts or the like for profit. However, he never covered non-profit. Consider: I am willing, and want to, create a sort of 'business' (simply to give it a name) that will obtain no profit. Our business would be (cheaply, since we h...
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:46 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Happy New Year
Replies: 53
Views: 6231

Re: Happy New Year

May he reach forth his noodley appendages and touch the politicians and their appointees that will apparently be driving, for the next few years at least, the bus in which I am strapped to the rearmost seat. Going off of that ET, I don't like the voting process. If you turn 18 the day after voting ...
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:34 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2089030

Re: The Person Below Me

Considering I'm well-cultured (I enjoy music that only people older than 25 recognize it, 'cause the new stuff is horrid), and I have no idea who you're talking about, that is probably NOT the case. Oh wait, are you talking about that person I saw on the news with the broken earpiece on New Year's E...
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:28 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSMmas/Christmas
Replies: 10
Views: 2081

Re: FSMmas/Christmas

If that is the case, then you must be a bowl of petunias, which is currently thinking, "Oh no, not again.", right? If not, I will have no proof with which to attempt to unravel the mysteries of the universe.

Or is that your cousin I'm thinking of . . . ?
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:24 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Obvious Question
Replies: 23
Views: 4224

Re: The Obvious Question

A lot of people ask the wrong question: Why?
One philosophy college student answered this wrong question with the right answer: Why not?
Think about that . . . and maybe you'll come up with a way that was relevant.
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Tue Jan 03, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1793560

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

yaaar...rg...gg.g...gg...gh..h?
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:51 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSMmas/Christmas
Replies: 10
Views: 2081

Re: FSMmas/Christmas

First, I would like to acknowledge what the guy above me (FSM deny you stringent school wifi!!!!!) said: Those of the Jewish faith have Hanukkah, which this year falls on the same day as Christmas. This, like Christmas, and many other winter festivals that have fallen by the wayside (Saturnalia, Yul...
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:43 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Happy New Year
Replies: 53
Views: 6231

Re: Happy New Year

What do you mean? Don't you know the world is as flat as lasagna, and the sun orbits the earth, reminding us of one of His large meatballs? And even so, that the moon orbits the lands and the oceans He created, reminding us at night (and sometimes during the day) of His OTHER meaty ball?
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:35 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3995
Views: 886781

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

. . . magnificently squishy and moist . . .
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:29 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1785
Views: 315461

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Polly pecks, aaaarrrrrrgggggghhh.
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:04 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2089030

Re: The Person Below Me

Really? You had to mess it up? And no, I don't have a problem with that, in fact, did you know I do the same thing?

And on top of THAT, did you know that the person below me has an entire mattress filled with illegally smuggled pigeon spleens?
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Fri Dec 23, 2016 5:45 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2089030

Re: The Person Below Me

Nope, I'm not a her, and when I'm sleeping, I do Celtic Jigs.

However, did you know that the person below me uses their fingernail to carve the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, eats the chips, THEN eats the rest of the cookie?
by StayThirstyMyAguila
Fri Dec 23, 2016 4:30 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: God Squad Club
Replies: 4
Views: 1328

Re: God Squad Club

:lol: And then my master plan shall be activated. And we shall RULE THE GALAXY! :evilgrin: But seriously, only two of the science teachers know me. One is a no-go, and the other might have a flex class. I'm leaning more towards my English teacher, they: ⋅ Don't have a flex class. ⋅&nb...

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