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by black bart
Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:45 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Fossil Evidence: The Early Midgits
Replies: 3
Views: 4020

Dead sea Pasta jars

Tis almost as interesting as the recent discovery of the Dead Sea Pasta Jars what weren't discovered any where near the Dead Sea!

A midget in the hand is worth two in the bush!
by black bart
Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:42 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 102104

Plunder

Aye aye me hearties. I like to plunder biscuits of all sorts but I do have a liking for the chocolate sort. Years of eating weevil infested ships biscuits ave driven me to this dastardly act. :lol:

Yo ho ho and a bourbon for me!
by black bart
Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:30 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Genesis Chapter I
Replies: 64
Views: 51380

Catching A Ray = sunbathing.

It seems to you that hyppopotame is beautiful ? There is a book of my childhood "the catcher in the rey" of J.D. Salinger Gin a body meet a body coming throught the rey gin a body kiss a body need a body cry ? ( Robert Burns ) AAAAAARRRRRHH! I think you've been on the Grappa mate! If ye dare tow Sw...
by black bart
Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:12 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates and Equal Opportunities
Replies: 487
Views: 262909

Women on board

Flexible plundering hours Lighter treasure chests Childcare dubloons High heeled peg-legs The black spot be right we need more wenches. I'm fed up o catching the pox every time we call in ta Portsmouth! What if we made like those cross channel ferries and we had some o them Froggy style Bootiques o...
by black bart
Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:39 pm
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Norwegians!
Replies: 54
Views: 80453

It was a party to remember

Actually the truth is I told Morton to shut the **** up when he began singing at three am in the morning. I admit I was wrong ... the lad done good. Lets talk about Fjords. :mrgreen:
by black bart
Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:30 am
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Norwegians!
Replies: 54
Views: 80453

Fjords

The Fjords of Norway are I believe as complex and curly as His Noodly appendiges. Could it be that Norway was not designed by Slartibartfast (as revealed in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) but was actually personaly designed by Him after his own noodles? I launched Ahha on their chart topping c...
by black bart
Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:17 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1781520

Bang

BANG!

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrmageddon!

Do you feel lucky punk?
by black bart
Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:33 am
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: IMAGINE BEER VOLCANOS
Replies: 15
Views: 16304

More Lennon and Macca

This one also borrows from the beatles (to the tune of The Long and Winding Road with apologies: The long and winding pasta that trails from your spoon Will never disapear I've seen that noodle before it always leads me here Leads me to your room The wild and juicy mushrooms from which the sauce fal...
by black bart
Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:05 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: I like magic numbers!
Replies: 202
Views: 102104

Gale

Have ye never been in a Force 10 gale. Ten's got to be the number, it be easy for us pirates to use since we never had any maths lessons. Remember the ditty refering to bottles of rum me hearties: Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one one green bott...
by black bart
Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:25 am
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Norwegians!
Replies: 54
Views: 80453

Norway v Sweden

Sorry I don't speak Norwegian me hearties but I am very interested in Sweden! We are all welcome in the pastafarian brotherhood.

Mamma mia here I go again!
by black bart
Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:15 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1781520

Armadillos

An Armadillo went into a bar. 'I'll have a pint of beer' said the Armadillo The Landlord thought: 'Armadillos are pretty stupid' 'Certainly' said the Landlord 'that'l be £10 and by the way, you don't see many Armadillos in this pub The Armadillo sais: 'I'm not suprised at these prices!' :D
by black bart
Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:20 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1781520

Sweden

Aaaaaaaaarrrrgh...I think Oy might change my heading for the fair land of Sweden. No global warming thar I'll wager only them warm Swedish wenches. Pingu can wait til Christmas as usual!
by black bart
Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:10 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1781520

Shivering cuttlefish

Shivering cuttlefish and an Aaaaaarrr to boot, I thought it was getting colder by the minute but then Oy remembered...I be sailing to the Arctic this week to see me old shipmate Pingu!
by black bart
Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:56 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1781520

Yaaaarr ye land lubbers!

Yaaaaaaarrrrr :fsm_worried: with a Yo ho ho and I'll wager a bottle o me own urine as we drift becalmed on the dread Sarragossa Sea!

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