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by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue May 24, 2011 6:47 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament
Replies: 43
Views: 30740

Loose Canon Submissions - The New Pastament

Ok mateys, so we at the Third Council of Olive Garden have begun thinking about putting together a second edition of the Canon. But we have restructured the way we're doing it to make compilation easier and more organized. So anything written in the spirit of the New Testament can be submitted here....
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue May 24, 2011 6:31 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 32311

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

The Book of Ruthie Chapter 1 1 Now it came to pass in the days when the captains ruled, that there was a shortage of Spanish galleons to raid. 2 And a certain pirate of Bethlehem went to sojourn in the country of England, he and daughter. 3 And the name of the pirate was Elimelech (Hebrew for ‘Past...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue May 24, 2011 6:28 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 32311

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

The Epistle of Roderick the Purser to the Orthodox Crew As transcribed by Rod, posted by PE 1 Roderick Alan King, plunder of the Rutgers Pastafarians’ Pursership stores via luck and dexterity of tongue, member of the Ninja-Pirate Assembly, and friend of academic pursuit, share thus with internation...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue May 24, 2011 6:23 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 32311

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

Captains As transcribed by Aba Sababa, posted by PE For three years, the Great Pirate Solomon waited for the famed Queen Semolina to come hither, and pay her whole-wheat respects to his Beardliness. The Great Pirate Solomon had grown weary of the tender caresses of his local breast collection. He l...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue May 24, 2011 6:19 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 32311

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

Pastalm XXVI 1 Oh Lord Glob, so many ninjas rise up against us. Many are they that siege our fort. 2 Their agile assassins dodge our arrows. They scale our walls unhindered. 3 Our mightiest berserkers, as insane and as blind to their senses as Thou would have all men, fall by the ninjas’ blades. 4 ...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue May 24, 2011 6:13 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 32311

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

The Torahtellini Part 1 Chapter 1 – A Contradictory Account of the Genesis 1 In the beginning, the Flying Spaghetti Monster made some stuff in like a week or something. 2 He was drunk a good deal of the time, so the whole account is a little sketchy. 3 But at some point He made a midgit out of dirt...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue May 24, 2011 5:25 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 32311

Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

Ok mateys, so we at the Third Council of Olive Garden have begun thinking about putting together a second edition of the Canon. But we have restructured the way we're doing it to make compilation easier and more organized. So anything written in the spirit of the Old Testament can be submitted here....
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue May 10, 2011 12:51 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Beware! Keep your distance from me!
Replies: 13
Views: 8792

Re: Beware! Keep your distance from me!

ADoS, u totally got me beat on the fun factor. I actually plan on performing free exorcisms at school next semester, so here's what I had in mind for a practical ritual An Exorcism Ritual: A Catechism of the Rutgers Pastafarians (Rough Draft) As authorized by Captain Jeff Cupo, Privateer of the Flyi...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Mon May 09, 2011 1:39 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot
Replies: 59
Views: 36232

Re: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot

The Wisdom of the Great Pirate Solomon As transcribed by Aba Sababa For three years, the Great Pirate Solomon waited for the famed Queen Semolina to come hither, and pay her whole-wheat respects to his Beardliness. The Great Pirate Solomon had grown weary of the tender caresses of his local breast ...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Mon May 09, 2011 1:30 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot
Replies: 59
Views: 36232

Re: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot

The Book of Ruthie Chapter 1 1 Now it came to pass in the days when the captains ruled, that there was a shortage of Spanish galleons to raid. 2 And a certain pirate of Bethlehem went to sojourn in the country of England, he and daughter. 3 And the name of the pirate was Elimelech (Hebrew for ‘Past...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sat May 07, 2011 11:47 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot
Replies: 59
Views: 36232

Re: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot

Pastalm XXVI 1 Oh Lord Glob, so many ninjas rise up against us. Many are they that siege our fort. 2 Their agile assassins dodge our arrows. They scale our walls unhindered. 3 Our mightiest berserkers, as insane and as blind to their senses as Thou would have all men, fall by the ninjas’ blades. 4 ...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:10 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Auntie Dee Dee
Replies: 24
Views: 13665

Re: Auntie Dee Dee

Agh, just saw all this now. I only talked to her once, but she kinda had a legendary, mythological vibe as an ancient leader of the forum. RIP Auntie DeeDee, the Pastafarian Peter. All things pineapple are wonderful. My brother’s soul for example (I bet him in poker once too much, so now it’s offici...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:18 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: 《飞面神经》: the Chinese translation of the Gospel of FSM
Replies: 5
Views: 14774

Re: 《飞面神经》: the Chinese translation of the Gospel of FSM

That's very cool peak, thanks. We really appreciate anything you can do. Sauce be with you and RAmen.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:39 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Bible-like Formatting for the Loose Canon PDF?
Replies: 7
Views: 7564

Re: Bible-like Formatting for the Loose Canon PDF?

Ahoy JellyKing. As I guess you know at this point that I'm one of the honchos of the Canon and so I have a request. I do appreciate your interest and effort, but please do not alter the content of the text, including typos, spelling and grammatical mistakes, odd numbering, etc. In many cases it's in...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:27 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Theological Discourse
Replies: 17
Views: 14743

Re: Theological Discourse

Burning Theological Question: To fight global warming, do Pirates have to actually commit crimes on the high seas? Or is adopting the culture (cool clothes, distinctive accents) sufficient? Ah but scripture tells us that the original pirates were not criminals, but instead went around giving candy ...

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