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by Platypus Enthusiast
Mon May 24, 2010 4:57 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - Miscellaneous Writings Submissions
Replies: 3
Views: 4401

Re: Loose Canon - Miscellaneous Writings Submissions

yes sir, needed to make it so I could make an official submissions thread to contain a possible flood of submissions when the Canon comes out
by Platypus Enthusiast
Mon May 24, 2010 4:51 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 108095

Re: "GENESIS"/HISTORY

Not bad Roland. If you're happy with it, i'll stick it in the Canon
by Platypus Enthusiast
Mon May 24, 2010 4:44 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: GOSPELS
Replies: 30
Views: 44902

Re: GOSPELS

hey Defender, it had some good parts (the facebook status part made me lol), but i dunno bout the whole pastafarian-christian fight. we try not to flat out bash them like that, and usually we aim for more low-key satire. keep in mind the Loose Canon that's coming out is just the first edition, and i...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sun May 23, 2010 5:59 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot
Replies: 0
Views: 9640

The Official Loose Canon Submission Spot

Ok guys, the First Edition of the Loose Canon is coming out this week, and to make it easier to compile the next edition, I ask that anyone who wants to submit material to please use this thread. I've got a list of the submission threads for the major categories below. If you're submission doesn't f...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sun May 23, 2010 5:31 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - Miscellaneous Writings Submissions
Replies: 3
Views: 4401

Loose Canon - Miscellaneous Writings Submissions

Ahoy dudes. The wise and starchy Second Council of Olive Garden is searching for holy scripture to be added to the Loose Canon. The Council is only accepting stuff the fits the whole FSM thing, so no hate-mongering, supporting things that obviously contradict our teachings, or general douchey stuff....
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sun May 23, 2010 1:58 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PSALMS!
Replies: 35
Views: 50224

Re: PSALMS!

Pastalm XXIII 1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster is my chef; I shall not want. 2 He maketh me to sit down at full tables: he leadeth me beside the busy kitchens. 3 He restoreth my appetite: he leadeth me in the paths of excellent cuisine for his name's sake. 4 Arr, though I walk through the kitchen of t...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sun May 23, 2010 1:38 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Loose Canon - Last Call Law Submissions
Replies: 16
Views: 24021

Re: Loose Canon - Last Call Law Submissions

The Book of Piraticus Chapter 1 1 And the Flying Spaghetti Monster called unto Pirate Mosey, and spake unto him out of the pirate ship of the crew, saying, 2 Speak unto the children of the seven seas, and say unto them, if any pirate brings an offering unto the FSM, ye shall bring your offering of s...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sat May 22, 2010 2:21 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: A question about Pastover
Replies: 3
Views: 9886

Re: A question about Pastover

No it's not crappy. Verse 8 is great. Canonized.
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sat May 22, 2010 1:18 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PSALMS!
Replies: 35
Views: 50224

Re: PSALMS!

nice roland. it shall be canonized
by Platypus Enthusiast
Sat May 22, 2010 1:16 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 108095

Re: "GENESIS"/HISTORY

I LOVE IT!! <3 <3 <3 Thanks hammy Ok, I should have something for this section in the next couple of days. I know it's cutting it close to the deadline, but i've had a lot going on irl recently that has stopped my brain being able to work properly. All i've read so far is amazing! sounds good rolan...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri May 21, 2010 2:40 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PSALMS!
Replies: 35
Views: 50224

Re: PSALMS!

Pastalms 16-22 by Aba Sababa Pastalm XVII 1. Your most humble servant, that I 2. Might become a waiter on high 3. Serving your immutable word 4. To diners. 5. I wear white today, that I 6. Might be graced by the slight magenta hues 7. Of pureed tomato, with basil, and garlic 8. As between bites I sp...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri May 21, 2010 2:23 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions
Replies: 45
Views: 43670

Re: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions

The Sermon on the Mall Author’s Note: Delivered on the Voorhees Mall at Rutgers University, during Tent State on 4/27/10. 1 Jeff, a captain of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the stored Cheeses, To the students of the 19 schools on the five campuses: 2 Ahoy. 3 My mateys and wenches, whenever you fa...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri May 21, 2010 2:22 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions
Replies: 45
Views: 43670

Re: Loose Canon - Nonfiction Epastles Submissions

The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Rutgers Campus Crusade for Christ Chapter 1-Introduction "Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes…" -Pope John Paul II 1 While I realize Campus Crusade for Chris...
by Platypus Enthusiast
Fri May 21, 2010 2:19 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 108095

Re: "GENESIS"/HISTORY

Darwin’s Purge Chapter 1 1 Decades had passed since the Golden Age of Piracy. 2 Pirates had grown arrogant with the knowledge that they were the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s chosen people. 3 No longer did they bury treasure to keep it from corrupting others with greed, instead keeping the gold and jew...

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