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by Roland Deschain
Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:51 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 168
Views: 87442

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Huzzah! :fsm_yarr: That scurrilous bagge ov weevil-hinfested bones, Roland, has returned from thee Doldrums! Oi 'ave indeed, milady poirate. Yaaaarrrrrgggghhhh! :drinking: On another note, I did save that template, and rather handily named the layers by their font names, so here it cometh. :haha: h...
by Roland Deschain
Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:33 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2017108

Re: The Your Banned Game

^ You're banned for being despicable.
by Roland Deschain
Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:32 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Far fetched anecdotes of the sea.
Replies: 463
Views: 221653

Re: Far fetched anecdotes of the sea.

This be thee tale o' me absence, where oi were in thee belly o' thee beast! It were a dark an' stormy noight when we set sail fr'm Southampton 'arbour, bound fer thee more clement weather o' the Caribbean. We were twenty days out o' port when a mysterious oisland were spotted on the 'oroizon, one wh...
by Roland Deschain
Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:08 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 168
Views: 87442

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

I am truly honored! Both of those (name and title) are perfect. If possible, I'd love this template: Excellent, I shall make it so, although I am not completely sure if I have that template around still, or that I can remember the fonts/colours I used, but i'll do my best to match it as closely as ...
by Roland Deschain
Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:54 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What's The Last Movie You Saw?
Replies: 2910
Views: 608258

Re: What's The Last Movie You Saw?

The last film passing my eyeballs was Pleasantville , which I have not seen since...a long time ago. It was better than I remember, a real feel-good film with plenty of humour, not to mention some wonderful special effects used to mix colour and black and white. Before that was Cool Runnings , yet a...
by Roland Deschain
Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:47 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Announcement regarding the Loose Canon, 2nd Edition
Replies: 29
Views: 20536

Re: Announcement regarding the Loose Canon, 2nd Edition

I may just have to conduct yet another "archaeological mission" to the Pastafarian Holy Lands, seeking more "archaeological writings", seeing as the deadline is several weeks away.

:evilgrin:
by Roland Deschain
Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:44 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1436
Views: 392885

Re: Happy Birthday

A sincerely heartfelt happy birthday to all those whose birthdays I have missed in the time I have been absent from here, and also thanks for anyone who wished dear not-so-old Roland a happy birthday way back when. May all your dreams come true, except for Bart's dream about the two barmaids, the sq...
by Roland Deschain
Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:40 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: How do we Pastafarians feel about the demotion of Pluto?
Replies: 26
Views: 31812

Re: How do we Pastafarians feel about the demotion of Pluto?

I understand your anger, Rev. Scott, but here is where a little spin (if you'll excuse the pun) comes into play. Pluto is now in a class of its own, and not only that, is the most important amongst its peers.

:drinking:
by Roland Deschain
Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:36 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 168
Views: 87442

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

I have indeed returned from the Great Locker in the sky, and come amongst you once again to bestow upon our dear own Reverend Daniel Scott his very own thesis. Whilst this is quite different from the others in both its style and composition, this actually means it becomes somewhat better, especially...
by Roland Deschain
Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:27 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2497705

Re: Lies!

^ always has the best jokes.
by Roland Deschain
Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:26 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2050599

Re: The Person Below Me

Funny you should say that, RRR, but I have something here for you. :haha:

TPBM was found drunk and tied to the Queen's bedposts in Buckingham Palace.
by Roland Deschain
Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:08 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Noodley in the UK
Replies: 250
Views: 200734

Re: Noodley in the UK

I used to live under the flightpath for Stansted Airport, or very close to it, but now I don't see planes going over. So much more peaceful in a town...
by Roland Deschain
Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:06 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: FSM Stamps
Replies: 6
Views: 4808

Re: FSM Stamps

I'm loving the stamp, amouses. I wish we could do that in the UK.
by Roland Deschain
Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:30 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: The Video Games Thread
Replies: 1429
Views: 330045

Re: The Video Games Thread

Ah, Lydia. She died a warrior's death at my hand in a cave. Such a brave pack horse she was, but I felt her heart was never truly in it. My greatsword was large, and so was my swing, and her penchant for getting in front of me was her downfall.* This is why Annekke Crag-Jumper became my assistant an...
by Roland Deschain
Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:26 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 829170

Re: What are you reading right now?

PKMKII wrote:A collection of HP Lovecraft stories.

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