FSM Sightings on the Internet

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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Pastafaggioli » Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:51 pm

I believe a grievous blasphemy has been leveled at our FSM . https://thenib.com/a-hair-raising-candidate Tom Morrow has some splainin" to do.
Arrrh!

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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:09 pm

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Well, I think what happened was the FSM got into some trouble underwater, and the water made His meaty balls look like eyes. And I think that, to blend in with the locals, He is disguising His eyestalks as tentacles.

LOOK HOW BLUE HE IS!!!!!
We have to help him! Send him your prayers, so that the FSM will see Him and have pity! R'Amen!

Oh wait . . .
Hmm . . .

Anyone got a snorkel?

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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:32 pm

Not our finest hour, our most devout believer, or the best piece of reporting of our religion, but still: https://apiln.co.uk/pastafarian-wears-c ... rt-attack/
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks.
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby The Dark Noodle » Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:04 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Not our finest hour, our most devout believer, or the best piece of reporting of our religion, but still: https://apiln.co.uk/pastafarian-wears-c ... rt-attack/

Keith is well known in the Australian branch of the Church, he did manage to get a colander picture on his driving licence, they changed the policy, issued his, then changed it back to refuse anyone else.

The publicity has resulted in a surge in requests to join the main farcebook group and the Australian one
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Purple Lil » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:09 pm

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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:49 pm

:worship: :worship: :worship:
Purple Lil wrote:Image
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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