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Postby KamMoore » Tue May 20, 2008 10:44 pm

So I am telling my older cousin about FSM and he says its fake! Well my little cousin hears me and asks me "what is the Flying Spaghetti Monster?" so I tell him. and now he believes! So even though one thinks it is dumb the other does not.


Sorry if this was just a dumb post.
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Postby Robbobrob » Wed May 21, 2008 8:47 am

Fake! FAKE! How dare he.

If he wants to see how real it is, send him my way and I'll pile drive him.....oh wait, we are not talking about wrestling.

Tell him that it is not fake, just well scripted. :D
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Postby KC Observer » Wed May 21, 2008 10:19 am

It's not any less or more of a fake than the bible, quoran, tora or any other "relgious" book or "religion."
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thanks

Postby KamMoore » Wed May 21, 2008 10:57 pm

:o
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Postby Robbobrob » Thu May 22, 2008 7:42 am

He must open his heart to the Noodle, then he will see.

If he is a ninja, :fsm_ninja: , it may be too late for him.
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Postby stott_s » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:41 pm

Robbobrob wrote:He must open his heart to the Noodle, then he will see.

If he is a ninja, :fsm_ninja: , it may be too late for him.



what's a ninja got to do with it? Ninjas like Noodles too, don't they?
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Postby Josh M » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:12 pm

Yes but ninjas are the mortal enemies of pirates. And since pirates are the supreme beings in the eyes of the noodley one, ninjas feel left out, so they pretend not to believe in the FSM. Or something like that. :fsm_yarr:
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.
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Postby stott_s » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:11 pm

ahh, that's really too bad about the ninjas. I basically have observed that they are simply unconverted land-bound Pirates. They just don't know the truth. It would be good if they did, they could really further the cause with all those high-kicks and large blades, useful for slicing garlic and whatnot. :pirate_fish:
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Postby Josh M » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:36 pm

Aye, having a ninja on board would be a very sneaky tactic indeed. :fsm_ninja:
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:24 am

Ninjas ae more awesome than pirates, but pirates are better.


Ninja-Pirates, like me and Earthrise, are clearly the best.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:16 am

Ninja+Pirate=FAIL

Pirate+Ninja=WIN
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Postby Clifford » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:57 am

Ninja = uttermost fail

Pirate = uttermost WIN

Pirate + Ninja = lame
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:50 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Ninja+Pirate=FAIL

Pirate+Ninja=WIN

Pirate Ninjas are actually useless.
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Postby LibraLabRat » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:51 pm

Ah ha, but what about a cross breed of Pirate and Amazon, with a little ninja training and some advanced biology and mathematics thrown in?

I am basically turning my kid into the worlds smallest Pastafarian Buckaroo Bonzai.
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Postby Josh M » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:15 pm

LibraLabRat wrote:Ah ha, but what about a cross breed of Pirate and Amazon, with a little ninja training and some advanced biology and mathematics thrown in?

I am basically turning my kid into the worlds smallest Pastafarian Buckaroo Bonzai.


I think that as long as it was originally a pirate, it doesn't matter what has been altered, it still is a pirate at the heart (and at the cutlass). Now it's just... what you said.
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.
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