Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

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Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

Postby ConcreteBalloon » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:15 pm

Well, last night, I went to sleep with my FSM sculpture on my nightstand, as always. In the middle of the night, I heard a crash, and woke up, saw nothing significant, and fell asleep again.

Then, when I reached under my bed this morning for my shoe, I saw something that looked a bit like...

No. It couldn't be...

Yes, a tentacle of my FSM sculpture.

I found that 5 of his six tentacles and one eye had snapped off durign the night.

I think I can fix him, but super glue will have to be used.

Luckily he didn't shatter...

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Re: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

Postby Apostateabe » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:35 pm

You still have the memories, and the digital photos, I hope.

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Re: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

Postby ConcreteBalloon » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:19 am

Memories, yes.

Photos, no.


But I'll get some after I fix him.

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Re: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:38 am

It's a sign!
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Re: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

Postby fueledbycoffee » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:41 am

Break a mirror, seven years bad luck. Break a deity, seven decades. You have my sympathy, my unlucky friend.
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Re: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

Postby ConcreteBalloon » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:43 am

awwww, shucks.


If I fix him and pretend it never happened I'm still good though, right?

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Re: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

Postby Robbobrob » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:55 pm

Maybe you should deliver some boxes of pasta to a local food pantry, just as a peace offering....never know what FSM might do the next time he gets good a liquored up.
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Re: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

Postby cassles » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:06 pm

oh just glue him together... my mother dropped her rosary beads, they shattered, she bought new ones, and life goes on.

and i am new to this whole flying spaghetti monster thing.... wasnt he 'liquored up' when he created earth? i might be mistaken... just wondering.
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