RenaissanceMan wrote:For the life of Darwin, I can't imagine how those Luddites come up with their illogical nonsense.
They start with the Fallacy of the Argument From Authority. How jejune of those little people.
Only we Pastafarians have the intellectual capacity to evaluate truth and come to the proper conclusion.
We and we alone are omniplentious. Everyone who is anyone knows that.
Since we are intellectually superior, we must always therefore be right.
All biologists, except for Homer the Gomer, in Bumfornicate, Arkansas, believes in evolution and Pastafarianism, so that pretty much settles it.
Okay then, to continue on with my brilliant synopsylogism.
Then these "people" continue with their Argument From Incredulity. Can you imagine!
Obviously they do not realize the superiority of the Argument From Infinite Simplicity.
Hey, it's there, and it just made itself. Deal with it, will ya!
Nothing made everything. What could be more scientifical.
Energy made itself. Matter made itself. The universe(s) made itself/themselves.
Okay, okay, like Pastafarians everywhere, I'm taken aback with myself. It's a real hoot to wax
like totally smart, as we all are, as we all do. Doobie doobie doo.
Where was I? Oh yes, dressing down those Homer Gomers, far, far beneath us all.
Man do they Quote Mine. Whew. How bad, bad, bad of them.
See, when a Pizzafarian selects quotes to back up our agenda of nothingness and fish skeletons, it's well done.
It's justifiable, elegant, smart, and all that.
But when THOSE GUYS pick quotes from our side, well that's illegal. We have standards for them, and not for our own bad selves.
Exemptification is the purview only of the most inty of intylectuals, being us.
Finally, I close with a reminder of Our Total Condescentive Arrogance.
We're smart. We know it. We said it. And that settles it.
Case closed. Now if only there were a hell for those ignorant, illogical people.
His vein ironically grave
Expos'd the Fool, and lash'd the Knave.
- Jonathan Swift
Do you proofread what you write, or is logorrhea just your thang?