True Believers
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True Believers
I have followed the FSM for some time and I even have a copy of the Gospels of the FSM. The reason for my post though is I have a challenge from another forum. A member there says he can detect if someone truly believes in the FSM. If anyone is interested, reply and let me know and I will start a thread there and provide the URL.
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Ubi Dubium
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Re: True Believers
What sort of website is it? That might make a difference in whether it would be fun to go over there. If it's a Fundy one, no thanks, I have no taste for hanging around with a group like that. As for the FSM (pbuh), I'm a "True Believer" that He is as real and provable as all those other religions out there. But a lot more fun. And that's it.
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Re: True Believers
It's a site that primarily focuses on and advocates the separation of church and state. It's www.restorethepledge.com and regards Mike Newdow's efforts to remove "under God" from the pledge.
Re: True Believers
Wait, wait, wait, wait...so this person has like, what, GAYDAR for TRUE PASTAFARIANS?!?
BWAHAHAHA!!!! Wait, wait, wait, I need to catch my breathe......huh, huh, huh......
So this guys says he can tell who (hehe) is a (hehe) True Pastafarian (haha)....
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, sorry....can't compose myself....huh, huh, oh my sides are aching.....
BWAHAHAHA!!!! Wait, wait, wait, I need to catch my breathe......huh, huh, huh......
So this guys says he can tell who (hehe) is a (hehe) True Pastafarian (haha)....
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, sorry....can't compose myself....huh, huh, oh my sides are aching.....
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"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."
- Mark Twain.
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Roy Hunter
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Re: True Believers
Deep breaths, Rob. Nice and slow, that's it.
I think I'll just spectate at this one. Maybe get some popcorn. A hotdog?
I think I'll just spectate at this one. Maybe get some popcorn. A hotdog?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"I linked the number of MPs to the number of votes. If you'd done a real Science degree you'd understand sticking to the point." ~ daftbeaker.
Re: True Believers
GAYDAR for TRUE PASTAFARIANS
Now THAT is funny.
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rnrstar wrote:GAYDAR for TRUE PASTAFARIANS
Now THAT is funny.
As a preist said to me once when I was giving him directions and told him to go straight down the road: "they've been trying to get me to go straight for YEARS."
Mad Rob Rackham, Pirate for Humanity.
"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."
- Mark Twain.
"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."
- Mark Twain.
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Scott the Pirate
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Re: True Believers
I can spot a "true christian" a mile off. The smug look of supreme arrogance usually gives 'em away....
(sorry moderators, but that IS my experience....)
(sorry moderators, but that IS my experience....)
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Scott the Pirate
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Re: True Believers
You can spot the Mormons by the way they walk. All that "magic underwear" probably gets hot in the summer....
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Tigger_the_Wing
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Re: True Believers
You can spot a Mormon because no normal twenty-something male is up and about in a suit before 8am on a Sunday.
Scratch that, no self-respecting twenty-something is up and about in anything bar a bathrobe before noon-ish on a Sunday and is usually nursing a hangover and wondering who might be the other person in their bed...
Scratch that, no self-respecting twenty-something is up and about in anything bar a bathrobe before noon-ish on a Sunday and is usually nursing a hangover and wondering who might be the other person in their bed...
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Scott the Pirate
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Re: True Believers
I think that it was George Carlin who wrote in When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops "A proper warning label on alcoholic beverages would be 'Warning! If you drink enough of this product you will eventually utter the phrase Who are all of you people and where are my clothes?' " 
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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