What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Ubi Dubium » Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:51 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Probably skin...sweet soft skin.... :lech:

But if it's skin you guys are liking, then why the current obsession with scrawny women? Us larger ladies have much more skin than they do!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:02 pm

robotulism wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:Are you sure he didn't mean Atomic Kittehs?
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Someone's stolen major portions of those poor ladies' shirts!

Alert the authorities!


From the expressions on their faces, a large portion of their brains seems to have been taken, too.


Ubi Dubium wrote:
Scott the Pirate wrote:Probably skin...sweet soft skin.... :lech:

But if it's skin you guys are liking, then why the current obsession with scrawny women? Us larger ladies have much more skin than they do!


Well said, Ubi! :cool: And it is softer, too - no ribs or hip bones sticking out to cause bruises. :wink:

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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:40 pm

I have never attempted to hide the fact that i would much rather see a woman with a few too many pounds than too few. I've always said that a heavier woman with a pretty face, confidence and/or a sparkling personality is just as attractive as anyone else. Twigs are no fun. I was ,merely pointing out my predilection for soft skin.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby henry morgan » Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:56 am

wahts so strange about this?

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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Dudeman55556 » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:25 pm

robotulism wrote:
Captain Spork wrote:We should all reproduce and start a massive human experiment on our children; raise them to believe in the FSM like children are raised to believe in a christian god. Buy a plot of land someplace warm on the coast and start a massive Pastafarian cult! :scientist:


I've got the land, if you've got the noodles.

'Cept I don't think we'll have to push the FSM on children. I have a feeling they'll be followers without being force-fed.

Ah ha, force fed. That was an accident!


Yeah. Hey, the atomic kittehs can help with the creation of baby pastafarians! Dibs on the middle one.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:32 pm

Looks like they could be quite good at curing insomia, too… :whistle:

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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:11 am

or at least making it more fun to stay up...
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby pastanaut » Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:23 am

This page is slightly difficult to navigate. Can't tell who is currently online and difficult to find the most recent posts sometimes. Anyway, I believe those three ladies seem to have been brainwashed, possibly starved. They could probably use a few plates of pasta. Somehow the traditional dress of a pirate seems it would be a bit much clothing for them though. They seem more content in those bits of cloth and shoestrings. Maybe it's part of the brainwashing

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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:30 pm

Don't you get an email notification when there's a new post?
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Clifford » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:19 am

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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:32 pm

Hey Roy! Only 1 more post for you to reach prophethood!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby bacon » Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:43 pm

congratulations roy!!!! :bounce:
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby LibraLabRat » Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:18 pm

I am going to weigh in here...I have a very young baptist kid I hang out with at college (I am their resident Master Yoda, since I know what a breast actually feels like) and he told me that they were introduced to the FSM at a church camp, and it was presented as a "heathen faith that prays to a false god for the purpose of mocking the One True Faith!" He honestly thought Pastafarians were SERIOUS BUSINESS about this stuff. So I have invited him to come aboard, and he has lurked some and realized that this is all serious in the realm of education, but otherwise is good natured and funloving.

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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:37 pm

LibraLabRat wrote:I am their resident Master Yoda, since I know what a breast actually feels like


"Like two big 'ol...bags...of sand..."

:grin:
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
:lech:


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