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Re: offended by the term 'Wench'

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:25 pm

I need to use two different wenches every time I change the mower over to the snowblower or vice versa. 5/16" and 1/2".
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: offended by the term 'Wench'

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:53 pm

winch winch winch winch
ye a winch
ye a winch
an ye a winch

nana
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Re: offended by the term 'Wench'

Postby Purple Lil » Sat Aug 12, 2017 1:55 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:winch winch winch winch
ye a winch
ye a winch
an ye a winch

nana
rrrrr


Hoist the Jolly Roger??

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Re: offended by the term 'Wench'

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:04 am

Purple Lil wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:winch winch winch winch
ye a winch
ye a winch
an ye a winch

nana
rrrrr


Hoist the Jolly Roger??

Keel-haul the scurvy Nef Yoo.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: offended by the term 'Wench'

Postby Purple Lil » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:19 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Purple Lil wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:winch winch winch winch
ye a winch
ye a winch
an ye a winch

nana
rrrrr


Hoist the Jolly Roger??

Keel-haul the scurvy Nef Yoo.


Would that require a winch?

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Re: offended by the term 'Wench'

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:52 am

A nautical winch is called a capstan. I prefer keel-hauling by hand, though.
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Re: offended by the term 'Wench'

Postby Purple Lil » Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:18 am

Roy Hunter wrote:A nautical winch is called a capstan. I prefer keel-hauling by hand, though.


Whatever floats ya boat! :fsm_float:

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Re: offended by the term 'Wench'

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:10 am

Wench (n.)

  1. What Nef Yoo sits upon.


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