FSM Sightings on the Internet

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Pastafaggioli
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Pastafaggioli » Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:51 pm

I believe a grievous blasphemy has been leveled at our FSM . https://thenib.com/a-hair-raising-candidate Tom Morrow has some splainin" to do.
Arrrh!

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StayThirstyMyAguila
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:09 pm

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Well, I think what happened was the FSM got into some trouble underwater, and the water made His meaty balls look like eyes. And I think that, to blend in with the locals, He is disguising His eyestalks as tentacles.

LOOK HOW BLUE HE IS!!!!!
We have to help him! Send him your prayers, so that the FSM will see Him and have pity! R'Amen!

Oh wait . . .
Hmm . . .

Anyone got a snorkel?


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