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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:10 am

I did give him a "Special" doctorate, so that could translate into whatever you want. It's not necessarily a PPhD (Pastafarian Philosophy Degree). For a three year old, I think he did very well. Bart must be so very proud of him... :haha:

I also look forward to this Second Law of Thermodynamics thesis. It should be interesting to see it proven that abiogenesis and evolution could not have occurred. I've always thought there was something dodgy with these so-called theories!

(I know I still have mine to do. I just need a solid block of time to sit down and flesh it out)
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby DavidH » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:15 am

If I agree NOT to bore the bejazus out of everybody with a tedious thesis on linguistics, would you just give me the sustificit anyway?

The title would have been: Correspondences between French and certain human languages.

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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:27 am

The rules are quite clear, David. I can't believe you would have the gall to ask me that question. HOW DARE YOU!?!?!? I get sick and tired of people...Oh, wait a minute, I forgot I have flimsy moral standards. Of course i'll make you one up. Any particular preference on the designs? :haha:

(If you could provide a thesis at some point in the future, even a condensed one, I would love to read it. I promise not to get bored, lol)
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby DavidH » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:02 am

Thank'ee, Roland.

Any particular preference on the designs?


I'll leave it to you, just so long as it's very flashy. :fsm_rock:

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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:36 pm

DavidH wrote:Thank'ee, Roland.

Any particular preference on the designs?


I'll leave it to you, just so long as it's very flashy. :fsm_rock:


I would be delirious with joy if you could render it in French for the occasion... :lol:



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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Cap'n Tedward » Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:12 am

I've already published my thesis on mythology. You can get it in most book stores, listed under King James Version.
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:37 am

Cap'n Tedward wrote:I've already published my thesis on mythology. You can get it in most book stores, listed under King James Version.

That, my friend, is a classic. Not sure about all the obsessive smiting and incest, but it's controversial enough to merit something doctoral. Needs more Unicorns, though. If you check the first page, let me know which design you require and it shall be done. I'm trying to think of a title for your degree, but bulls*** doesn't quite cut it... :haha:

(Maybe "Mythological Characters and Their Relation To Invented History"? Hmmm, a difficult one)
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:51 pm

Avast me hearties. I've been absent from this thread for a while, but I am about to make up the currently outstanding (as in remaining, not as in excellent...) diplomas. Currently outstanding are the following:-

David H - Correspondences between French and certain human languages

Cap'n Tedward - Mythological Characters and Their Crazy Adventures In Ultra-Hedonism and Genocide

Auntie Blackbeard - Pending design choice and thesis title choice (only current suggestion is Roy's) <---Not the title!

I now humbly submit my own suggestion fer Auntie's thesis, if it please ya:-

Inter-Pirate relationships and their inherent problem-solving skills
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:30 pm

I humbly submit to thee, the completely (un)official degree certificates of two of our esteemed members:-

David H
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Cap'n Tedward » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:01 pm

Lovely, I humbly accept.
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:30 pm

Cap'n Tedward wrote:Lovely, I humbly accept.

You're welcome. I hope you liked the design and wording. You didn't specify exactly, so if you'd like a change or three, just let me know. Just don't ask for it in French. Dave's was enough of a bugger to do, so I can just imagine what your degree title would come out as... :haha:
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby Cap'n Tedward » Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:06 pm

Nose wet. It's lovely. I'll proudly post it next to my Doctorate of Metaphysics. :)
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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby DavidH » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:33 am

Ah, Roland mon vieux, le certificat est absolument magnifique. C'est un oeuvre d'art. Je t'en remercie mille fois!

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Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Postby ChowMein » Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:56 am

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