Rev. Daniel Scott wrote:In a few weeks, a renewal of a certain identification of mine will be made. While it isn't a DMV photo, it is still official identification. I have thus prepared my argument for the wearing of a colander in official photos. While wearing daily would be ideal, wearing during official photos is key.
The Loose Canon
The Book of Penelope
“But as T.V. hadn’t been invented yet Penelope put the Holy Colander on her head and grabbed a handy pair of salad tongs”
And from The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
As written by the Prophet Bobby Henderson, pasta be upon him,
“the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster invites you to learn a little more about us...His chosen garb: full Pirate regalia.”
In ancient, mediaeval and renaissance times, some pirates would have worn helmets. Since the helmet is basically a piece of headwear composed of a bowl of metal, we hold that colanders are helmets with holes in them. The act of wearing a colander links a kitchen symbol of the divine Flying Spaghetti Monster with the pirates, the original prophets of the Church.
Any official pictures are key to the wearing of a colander (a pirate hat is also acceptable). The reason they are key is that His Noodliness wavers in and out of drunken states. When in a drunken frenzy, He doesn’t have the attention span to watch everything that is happening everywhere. However, on the rare occasion that He is sober (His Noodliness forbid), He looks at the official records upon the earth, examining, especially, the pictures of His followers. I fear the wrath that He may bestow upon us should He catch us in anything less than at least partial pirate regalia.
You know I've never really came back to this one. At first I thought I'll just post this and nobody will really give two hoots about it. And for about a week nobody did and so finally after several people have given their thoughts about it.(Even though the story isn't about me unit was about somebody else.) as for me I don't care if you wear a pasta strainer as a hat or not. for me what I have on my state ID is that my hair is blonde while I am a natural dark brown. I have my hair blonde because that is the color of his most noodliest, is it not. I hope this is a good explanation for everybody from my point of view of this issue.
May the pasta be with you.