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Re: Happy New Year

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:01 pm

It may take a while, but the true meaning will become clear in time. You're probably around 25-30% of the way to enlightenment.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:10 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:It may take a while, but the true meaning will become clear in time. You're probably around 25-30% of the way to enlightenment.

And how would you know, unless you were enlightened? And how would you know if you were enlightened without being enlightened? And how would you know you were enlightened enough to know whether or not you were enlightened? And how blah blah blah et cetera, et cetera.
It's kinda like the Invisible Pink Unicorn. The Invisible Pink Unicorn's followers (few as they are) have faith that the Invisible Pink Unicorn is all-powerful, because she is both invisible and pink, and they know that she is both invisible and pink because she is all-powerful and they cannot see her.
P.S.: Jeez that much? I wasn't even enlightened enough to know how enlightened I was . . .

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:25 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:It may take a while, but the true meaning will become clear in time. You're probably around 25-30% of the way to enlightenment.

Is it the rare triple penis monster?

I think I might be in minus numbers in terms of enlightenment :idiot:
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

I liked his explanation about what brought him to chemistry as much as the video itself - pieces o'nine

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:28 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:No, you don't understand. It's like he view my posts and goes to every one of them to make some comment about me being Eric (Erik? Still don't know), and every time it's completely irrelevant to the conversation. Plus, anyone new who sees the post is gonna get the wrong idea. I see no reason for him to want to play this way, and either way I don't want to play this game.
Also I checked the rules and as I quoted them in another thread, they DO say that he is harassing me and has to stop or be banned. As I said in the other thread, harassing me is a treat reserved for the mods and admins on this site.

You know how small children will find the adult in the room that really doesn't want to spend time with them, then spend the next 5 hours begging said adult to play with them?

That's what's happening here. He's quite cute from a distance. Try to avoid getting any of the fleas from his jyint hat on you.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

I liked his explanation about what brought him to chemistry as much as the video itself - pieces o'nine

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:36 pm

daftbeaker wrote:That's what's happening here. He's quite cute from a distance. Try to avoid getting any of the fleas from his jyint hat on you.

WHAT IS JYINT???

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:57 pm

Not sure - you can't really tell under all the grime

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:16 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:That's what's happening here. He's quite cute from a distance. Try to avoid getting any of the fleas from his jyint hat on you.

WHAT IS JYINT???

Have you ever read a really old copy of The Canterbury Tales? If you have, you may have noticed a phonetically-based and somewhat arbitrary approach to spelling. Nef Yoo's Piratese works in a similar fashion (and others', as well).
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:24 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:That's what's happening here. He's quite cute from a distance. Try to avoid getting any of the fleas from his jyint hat on you.

WHAT IS JYINT???

Have you ever read a really old copy of The Canterbury Tales? If you have, you may have noticed a phonetically-based and somewhat arbitrary approach to spelling. Nef Yoo's Piratese works in a similar fashion (and others', as well).

i know what you mean, and I still don't know what jyint is. I've wondered since before I had an account here.

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:50 pm

List a few of the most obvious characteristics of Nef Yoo's hat.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:05 pm

ummmm

dignafryed

spiktakaleer

beeyutaful
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:00 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:ummmm

dignafryed

spiktakaleer

beeyutaful

jyint

stoopendoos

magnifisent

Edit - whoops, I forgot jyint
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett

I liked his explanation about what brought him to chemistry as much as the video itself - pieces o'nine

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby ChowMein » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:59 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:ummmm

dignafryed

spiktakaleer

beeyutaful

jyint

stoopendoos

magnifisent

Edit - whoops, I forgot jyint


Enormuss

Ellegint

Arghsum !

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:11 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:List a few of the most obvious characteristics of Nef Yoo's hat.

Is that supposed to be a hint? Alrighty then, I'll play along:
  • Black.
  • Three-pointed.
  • Tricorn.
  • Annoying (oh wait that's him).
  • Way too big for his three-year-old head.
De-duh-de-duh-dudhdu-udhd-aduduedede Dat's awl, folks! I can't think of anything else.

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:18 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:List a few of the most obvious characteristics of Nef Yoo's hat.


big
bwak
fwee fings onnit
jyint
hannsum (oh wate , dat's me)
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Happy New Year

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:59 pm

After all this, I still don't know what jyint is.


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