Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

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Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby MachoUnicorn » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:40 pm

So, i was curious would an animal like a gorilla or ape go to our version of a heaven? how about a goldfish or a rat? Ive learned that Dolphins and orca's may also be as smart or even more intelligent than humans, would they enjoy a beer volcano and strippers as well? I just recently opened the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and I am still learning.

Thanks to anyone who is willing to help me understand.
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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:47 pm

i lookin fur dat snipe wot be naym Urk rrrr

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Duz snipes go ta heffen ? :confused:
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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:32 pm

If they don't, I'll be leaving shortly after I arrive.
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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby PirateHelloKitty » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:00 am

MachoUnicorn wrote:So, i was curious would an animal like a gorilla or ape go to our version of a heaven? how about a goldfish or a rat? Ive learned that Dolphins and orca's may also be as smart or even more intelligent than humans, would they enjoy a beer volcano and strippers as well? I just recently opened the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and I am still learning.

Thanks to anyone who is willing to help me understand.


Well maybe I could speak for dogs and cats being a kitty myself. Some dogs do like beer and giving them an every filling bowl of beverage of their choice would mean they would have the doogie door for getting out to the grass to pee anytime they wanted. As for food it might have to be limited because I know a few dogs that will eat until they explode if given unfettered access to the kibble bag. And of course they would not just be given kibble, there should be treats, lots of them. As for enjoying the stripper show, if the stripper throws off the clothes then the dogs could chase such articles and play tag. So much fun.

Cats tend to like to do their own thing which should be permissible. Discarded wooden legs may be used for scratching posts.

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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:53 am

That's a good question . . . perhaps they do. None of us can know without having been there, or being touched first. Perhaps someone should seek an enlightenment in this area, and write accordingly . . .

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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby ItchyPirate » Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:23 pm

Any creature which has a soul and which behaves in a manner which morally appropriate to it's species ought to be able to go to heaven. Personally, I'd like to believe I will get to see my long-lost pets in heaven.
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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:45 am

Yes, but what if you had two pets that didn't like each other? What would you do then? You can't just separate them.
I would like to believe there is a sector in heaven for the animals, too. None of us will know unless someone gets some noodly inspiration . . .
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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Tue Feb 21, 2017 3:07 pm

Will y'awl famly hush up bowt goin off ta hevven. Party's on hear an' now, weeeeee......aarrrrggh! :drinking:

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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:51 am

'Murican Bald Eagle wrote:Will y'awl famly hush up bowt goin off ta hevven. Party's on hear an' now, weeeeee......aarrrrggh! :drinking:

I don't know who's being put in charge of this account, but whoever it is really needs to up their game. That sounds nothing like me.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:52 pm

urk urk urk

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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby ItchyPirate » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:44 pm

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Yes, but what if you had two pets that didn't like each other? What would you do then? You can't just separate them.


I have three cats. Two of them don't like the third. I could, indeed, keep the third separated from the other two, but it seems cruel to keep her confined to one small room. They seem to tolerate each other for the most part, and they know that when Ol' Itchy comes a-shoutin', they better stop fighting, so we're all cool :nefyoobash:
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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:04 am

ItchyPirate wrote:Ol' Itchy

Guess who just got a new nickname :haha: .
I have a Betta, you have to let it fight itself once in a while or it gets sad and just sits in one spot all day.

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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:39 pm

sOOOOOOooooooooo meny urks rrrrr :welcome:
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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby 'Murican Bald Eagle » Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:13 pm

Do Urks go 2 hevven? Juss wundering, aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!! :confused:

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Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:02 am

'poopypantsUrk wrote:Do nobby jobbys loike me go 2 hevven? Juss wundering, aaarrrrgggghhhh!!!! :confused:

URKURKURK nananana :moon: :welcome:
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