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Postby arkady » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:03 pm

The strongest chocolate i can get is Lindt 85% cocoa solids... I've also seen them advertise a 99% chocolate in France but never found it....... How would 99% even hold together? Also Carte D'Or do a 70% cocoa-solid ice cream, but i've only ever seen it in France

Hehe, in extreme chocolate shortages i have been known to eat raw cocoa powder...
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:41 pm

I've heard that pure chocolate actually tastes pretty bad.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:48 pm

don't get me started on waffles and syrup. in fact, don't let me get near waffles and mapel syrup that are within ten feet of each other.


...it becomes more syrup than waffle... but me likes... *sugar rush ensues*
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Postby Duke » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:12 pm

arkady wrote:The strongest <img src='http://fsmforums.org/upload/200px-Chocolate02.jpg' /> i can get is Lindt 85% cocoa solids... I've also seen them advertise a 99% <img src='http://fsmforums.org/upload/200px-Chocolate02.jpg' /> in France but never found it....... How would 99% even hold together? Also Carte D'Or do a 70% cocoa-solid ice cream, but i've only ever seen it in France

Hehe, in extreme <img src='http://fsmforums.org/upload/200px-Chocolate02.jpg' /> shortages i have been known to eat raw cocoa powder...


Well I'm not that fanatical about chocolate, I just take my Lindt and eat it too. :wink: :)


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Postby Alpaca » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:13 pm

Chocolate depp coffee

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Postby Duke » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:16 pm

Alpaca is back, toting Depp!

I don't know about Depp, but I know I want some hot chocolate. And maybe some neat images.

Thanks, Alpaca!


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Postby johngalt » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:19 pm

Yay, we have a depp image

How about hot chocolate on hot depp? :D :wink:
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Postby Duke » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:25 pm

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:I'd want some <img src='http://fsmforums.org/upload/200px-Chocolate02.jpg' /> and some HOT <img src='http://new.disneyecho.emuck.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/johnnydepp.gif' />...

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



I saw that one coming a long, long way off...... :mrgreen:


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Postby Captain Noobhead » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:51 pm

Whoa, have we changed the word coffee to the picture of coffee?

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Postby Duke » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:10 am

Not to mention the word chocolate changed to a picture of chocolate and the name Depp changed to a picture of Depp.


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Postby Duke » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:14 am

And a good coffee, chocolate, and Depp was had by all. :mrgreen:


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Postby NeuroFreak » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:46 am

I want chocolate on Depp then coffee the next morning.

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Postby Gloria T. Camel » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:44 am

Im so depressed...I don't know how to attach images like that :cry:

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Postby anthrobabe » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:25 pm

so if I say coffee good
Depp good
and chocolate good

and chocolate covered Depp with coffee is awesome-- it looks cool too
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Postby Duke » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:08 pm

No coffee this morning, but choclate, of a kind, perhaps?

Depp's probably in Hollywood, so we can't exchange notes.


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--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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