Pastafarian Beliefs

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Pastafarian Beliefs

Postby diego » Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:25 pm

I have a speech I'm giving for one of my classes and in it I am going to include basic Pastafarian beliefs. I was hoping I could get a quick summary of them to insure I don't miss any important ones.


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Postby Aeger » Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:28 pm

Well, that the flying spaghetti monster created the world and put all evidence to the contrary in place to confuse us

you may want to include mr bobby prophet's beautiful logic regarding gravity being the FSM's noodly appendages pushing us down

I'm tired, that's all I can think of
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.

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Postby Connorc6291 » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:14 am

Also add the pirates and global warming link and tolerance to all religions. Umm......I'm gonna grab my copy of the gospel.

...k...Friday's are holy days, carbon dating is incorrect because of the noodly appendage changing data...I don't know, it's late
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Postby diego » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:28 pm

I would like to thank all those that helped me with my speech. its was about 4.5 minutes and I got 60/65 on it.

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