Wait, is it GHAAR, or GAARH

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Wait, is it GHAAR, or GAARH?

Oh, GHAAR, definitley
Pirates don't say "GHAAR", they say AARGH
Pirates are silent... like mimes, but with more of a tan
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Wait, is it GHAAR, or GAARH

Postby Aeger » Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:43 pm

I've always wanted to know
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.

Thank you

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:02 pm

it be any conflagaration of A's, G's, R's, H's, and Y's a poirate can think of! there be no set in stone lexicon o' poiraticalness. that' be defeatin' thar point o' poiratical illiteracy.
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Postby Southwest » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:56 am


It's a solid, resounding "ARRRRRRR!" "YAAARRRRR!" is acceptable as well. G's and H's are strictly frowned upon, unless used in the interjection "ARRRRRGGGHHHH!", which is a slightly less-eloquent way of saying "Blast to the depths of Davey Jones' Locker and back again, sittin' upon a belayin' pin smarts like the devil!"

However, truth be told, the specific spelling of the word is rather useless to fret over. One doesn't attack a merchant vessel and calmly type "ARRRR!" That's a different type of pirating altogether. No, the real importance lies in how you actually pronounce it-- and as long as it's loud and from the depths of your bowels, you're good.

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Postby exanglo » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:56 am

^ What he said ^ :D
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Why are pirates pirates?
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