So, Ninjas...
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So, Ninjas...
where do the Ninjas come into the Pastafarian beliefs?
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Please post here first: http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic ... start=1560 There are many Ninja/Pirates and Pirate/Ninjas who will go over it with you. Sincerely The Warlord of Elephants
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Re: So, Ninjas...
Ed Nut wrote:where do the Ninjas come into the Pastafarian beliefs?
Ninjas do not have a direct link into Pastafarian beliefs, but there are plenty Pastafarian Ninjas, such as myself (I'm a Ninja-Pirate: The best of both worlds).
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Re: So, Ninjas...
By the way, Ed Nut, Ninja-Pirates now have a thread, in case you have any questions:
http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6853
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http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6853


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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I'm afraid you're mistaken: the book describes the Hari Krishnas as "bastards", i.e. a bastard Ninja sect. The Ninjas do not condone the actions of these Hari Krishna "bastards".
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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That's my source. They are referred to as "bastards", and they are known to be a mutant sect of Ninjas, shunned and disowned by the Ninja hierarchy, and disregarded by everyone else.
Speaking as a member of the Ninja hierarchy, those Hari Krishnas are bastards.
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Speaking as a member of the Ninja hierarchy, those Hari Krishnas are bastards.
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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If you read carefully, it is in the Gospel.
I don't need to change history. Ninjas remain righteous. Break-off sects of Ninjaism do not in any way tarnish the Ninja's honorable history. There is no reason to be intolerant towards a part of the community for something that they have nothing to do with, something they did not begin or participate in.
Throughout history, the Ninjas and the Hari Krishnas have warred. The Great Asian Wars (which the history books tend to leave out) were a series of devastating wars instigated by the Hari Krishnas in their disgusting grabs for power. They were defeated soundly.
Since then the Ninjas have been aiding Pirates in the war against these Hari Krishna jerks, fighting side by side. The hybrid Ninja-Pirates have arisen from this.
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I don't need to change history. Ninjas remain righteous. Break-off sects of Ninjaism do not in any way tarnish the Ninja's honorable history. There is no reason to be intolerant towards a part of the community for something that they have nothing to do with, something they did not begin or participate in.
Throughout history, the Ninjas and the Hari Krishnas have warred. The Great Asian Wars (which the history books tend to leave out) were a series of devastating wars instigated by the Hari Krishnas in their disgusting grabs for power. They were defeated soundly.
Since then the Ninjas have been aiding Pirates in the war against these Hari Krishna jerks, fighting side by side. The hybrid Ninja-Pirates have arisen from this.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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